Stupid Question, Stupid Answer.

[RanD00M]

Because it's pink.

Why is my foot made out of chocolate?

 

[Octorok]

Because butter's an alien compound, designed to taste like everything except chicken.

How many badgers can I fit in this... shoe?

EDIT : Sneaky ninjas...

 

[Ren3004]

Because you have no soul.



Why do you have no soul?

 

[SteakHeart]

I lost it in Seoul. (See what I did there?)

How does eat food?

 

[Ren3004]

With mouth.



What are you getting for Christmas?

 

[Ren3004]

The answer, my friend, is blowin' in the wind.



What's your name?

 

[SteakHeart]

Because then it's doughnuts would run asunder.

Why isn't Gordon Freeman a lesbian?

 

[Ren3004]

Because he likes to complain about release dates.



Why would someone like that?

 

[COR 2000]

He lacks a XX chromosome and science tells us that he is not genetically homosexual.

Also, he's a Hermaphrodite.

Why?

 

[Ren3004]

Because I was ninja'd.


Are we there yet?

 

[Azraellod]

Probably.

What's the point in houseflies?

 

[Ren3004]

Annoying humans.


*looks at hands* Hey, whose blood is this?

 

[SteakHeart]

Yours!

What am the sky?

 

[Ren3004]

Purple.


Do we have a soul?

 

[Sam G]

Um, let me check... No. No, we don't.

ASASASASASADSA...?