Stupid Question, Stupid Answer.

[Azraellod]

Because that's the shape of most clock faces.

What's the deal with fire safety?

 

[Ren3004]

Because it's dark in that coffin.


Why isn't the sky orange?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Because it wouldn't co-ordinate with the grass and sea.

Who's milkshake brings all the boys to the yard?

 

[Ren3004]

My mom's. No wait, I think I screwed that up.


How did I screw that up?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

You didn't because damn right, her milkashakes' are better than yours.

Why am i writing that god awful song?

 

[Azraellod]

You've spent to much time listening to it in order to point out how stupid it it. Now it's grown on you. You have my condolences.

What is fire?

 

[Ren3004]

Fire is the rapid oxidation of a combustible material releasing heat, light, and various reaction products such as carbon dioxide and water.[sup][1][/sup]


What do you do when there's a song stuck in your head?
[sub]Nananana nananana Batma... NO, bad Ren, bad Ren![/sub]

 

[Azraellod]

Smash it against a wall until the song it gone.

What's the difference between a duck?

 

[Ren3004]

The shape of the shortest feather.


What is this weird feeling?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

It's probably love...or some kind of disease.

Who are you in love with?

 

[Ren3004]

His mom. No, that's not right.


Why did I almost consider answering truthfully?

 

[Azraellod]

Boredom. I do it sometimes. Like now.

What isn't your name?

 

[Ren3004]

Mr. Smartypants.


Where are you?

 

[Azraellod]

That place where I am...

Why am I so unhelpful?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

It's your nature?

Why did I answer a question with a question?

 

[Ren3004]

Why do you ask?


Who's your daddy?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

My Mother. Wait...

What should my next question be?

 

[Ren3004]

"Why am I running out of ideas?"


Why am I running out of ideas?