Stupid Question, Stupid Answer.

[The AI]

NO, YOUR MOM!

Cheese or chocolate?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Both. On bread.

Why didn't i win that cooking competition?

 

[XIII's Number XIV]

You didn't use the secret ingredient.

Why did I just make an Iron Chef reference?

 

[SteakHeart]

Because you're too lazy to make up your own puns.

Why do I find myself attracted to VaudeVillianVeteran?
[small]Not really. I just like to see people's reaction to things. Like, say, my avatar.[/small]

 

[Ren3004]

You see, when a boy becomes a man...
---30 minutes later---
And that is how babies are born.


Am I right or am I right?

 

[SteakHeart]

*Throws up at the shocking revelation*

Was it right of me to throw up all over Ren?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Probably not. You should've aimed at your enemies. *hands Ren a towel*

Why did you let Ren teach you about the Birds and the Bees?

 

[Ren3004]

He didn't know me, he thought I'd tell him they were made from sand. Oh, and thanks for the towel.


What did he have for breakfast? Ewwww....

 

[Azraellod]

A roast onion.

Why does his breath smell really bad?

 

[Ren3004]

Because he had a roast onion for breakfast.


Is this love that I'm feeling?

 

[Azraellod]

No, it's a dagger in your back.

How could you mistake love for the pain caused by being stabbed in the back?

 

[Ren3004]

Because in both cases I'll end up with my heart broken.


Why don't girls like me?
[sub]Is it the chloroform? It's the chloroform isn't it?[/sub]

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Not all girls dislike you. Try growing that beard though.

Can i have my dagger back?

 

[Ren3004]

[sub]Oh, good. For a moment I thought I'd have to get rid of the chloroform.[/sub]
No, it's mine! MINE!


Don't you remember giving it to me?

 

[Azraellod]

All right, but only if you don't stab me again.
You're not. I taped your eyes shut for a joke.

Why cant you take a joke?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

I lack the ability to take jokes when i can't see. Sorry about that.

Why is my head bleeding?

 

[Azraellod]

I hit it with a hammer to make it bleed in an effort to dye your hair red.

Why didn't that work?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

I'm brunette, That would only work if i was blonde.

Why did you want to dye my hair in the first place?