Stupid Question, Stupid Answer.

[VaudevillianVeteran]

You didn't watch enough TV as a child.

What time can i go out and see some kind of mythological creature?

 

[Ren3004]

13 pm.

What are you doing?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Riding a unicycle whilst applying makeup...I mean, mind your own buisness.

What can i use to remove this makeup?

 

[Ren3004]

Sulphuric acid. And you don't need makeup to look pretty.
[sub]Awwww...[/sub]


Where can I get some?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

[sub]Aww indeed. X3 [/sub]

At the 'general dangerous goods' store.

Where can i find someone to teach me Karate?

 

[Ren3004]

You can ask me.


Why am I lying?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

To look cool i'm guessing.

Why have i decided to let you teach me anyway?

 

[Ren3004]

Because your mom hasn't told you not to speak to strangers.


Is Santa real?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

A drunken, fat man who breaks into people's houses, eats cookies then leaves stuff? Of course he exists

Am i getting Coal this year?

 

[Ren3004]

Yes, you said Santa was drunk.


What is the meaning of life?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

42.

What exists under the keyboard spaces?

 

[Ren3004]

Peanut butter and jelly.


Would I look good in a beard?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Yes, Yes you would. But try growing something like Johnny Depp instead.

Would i look good with Navy hair?

 

[Ren3004]

No, I prefer braids.


Why is my heart a little shriveled husk?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

You lack love...or mindless violence.

Am i too violent?

 

[Ren3004]

There's such a thing as too violent?


Where does bacon come from?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Bacon trees.

What about Doritos, where do they come from?

 

[Ren3004]

Doritos packages, of course.


Nespresso, what else?