Stupid Question, Stupid Answer.

[Malevolent Stranger]

A disembodied leg.

Why can we bribe him with a disembodied leg?

 

[Ren3004]

Because he uses them as teddy bears.


There he is! Should I give him a hug?

 

[XIII's Number XIV]

Uh...I wouldn't do that. He looks pretty green...

Should we poke him to make sure he's okay?

 

[Ren3004]

No, he should take him to the hospital.


He won't bite the doctors, will he?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Well, he bites paramedics, so I think so.

OH GOD! WHY?!

 

[Ren3004]

STEVE, NO!


Why did he pick up that hat from the floor?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

I don't know! But it was incredibly vicious of him!

Though, it does suit him, doesn't it?

 

[Pm0n3y]

Yeah, i think so.

How about these shades I found? Do they suit him?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Hold on, he's trying to blind someone with them- That's better, very nice.

What about this scarf?

 

[Ren3004]

Yes. Though he'll probably strangle someone with it.


Do I really have to go to bed?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Yes, off to bed now. You'll be cranky tomorrow.

Have you got everything you need?

 

[Ren3004]

I think so.

Should I take my AK-47?
[sub]Good night guys! And a very special good night kiss for you, Vee![/sub]

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

That seems like a bright idea.
[sub]G'night Ren~ [/sub]

Are giant mutated spiders the ideal pets?

 

[therealsomeguy]

I just shot you with a Ray gun for ninja-ing me

Did that make sense at all?

 

[SteakHeart]

You saw my awesomeness.

Why did you forget to put on your Awesome-Proof sunglasses?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

By having awesome-proof built into my eyes.

How did you see that monkey in Africa? It's a continent away...

 

[Pm0n3y]

You aren't the only one with awesome-proof built into your eyes.

Didn't you know that "Awesome-proof[sup]TM[/sup]" brand Awesomeness also can be used to see onto other continents?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

No i didn't. That's pretty awesome.

What's happening in Antarctica?

 

[SteakHeart]

The penguins are doing Heroin.

How do they hold the needles?