Stupid Question, Stupid Answer.

[Timotei]

You can do ANYTHING when you're on heroin.

Why did Rick James come back to life?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Because he's a Super Freak.

Did you incinerate your companion cube?

 

[SteakHeart]

Yes, faster than any test subject on record.

Did you?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Tried to. Failed. Neurotoxins were released.

Wait, how did i survive?

 

[SteakHeart]

Sexyness can get you anywhere.
[small]OW![/small]

Why is GLaDOS such a *****?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

She's not so bad once you get to know her. It's all down to her programming.

Have you tried swimming in the neurotoxin?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

No. That stuff is not good for you.

Why is Suiseiseki so adorable?

 

[SteakHeart]

It's genetic. AWWWW!

Why does she mock me with her cuteness?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Because she does that.

Desu?

 

[SteakHeart]

DESU DESU DESU.

Where did "desu" even come from?

 

[Kuchinawa212]

An Anime show

Why did it get popular?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

The internet is the work of the devil and a powerful tool. desu.

Huh, it's times like this where i shouldn't have quit learning Japanese, huh?

 

[SteakHeart]

Yeah. DESU!

Should I start taking anti-cuteness medicine?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Yes. It's time for your dosage.

Would you like it in pill form or mallet form?

 

[SteakHeart]

Sex fo-OW! Okay, pill then.

What do you mean, "Wrong pill?"

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

I mean, that pill is a sedative! Take this alertness pill to even it out.

Teach you to shove your face in my pill collection, eh?

 

[Kuchinawa212]

I suppose so

Why would you leave your pills out of people to shovel into their mouths?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

It's just easier- Hey!

Who's the one with the medical diploma here?

 

[Ardna Xela]

Me, of course!

Why is it dangerous to eat batteries?

 

[Guitar Gamer]

Because then the energizer bunny kicks your ass of course

why are ninja's better than pirates?