Stupid Question, Stupid Answer.

[Timotei]

W.T. Snacks.

Who called the Party Van (FBI)?

 

[Guitar Gamer]

it was Dick (he's a dick)

shall we hit Dick the dick?

 

[Timotei]

I'll kill him with fire instead.

Shall we move onto his wife Fanny the ****?

 

[Guitar Gamer]

yes but this time we kill her with...............with................

wait a second what is her weakness?

 

[Timotei]

Fire.

When will you kill her?

 

[Guitar Gamer]

now...............actually when my friend gets here............he's.er..................special we shall call him he has....................talents.....................and a gas mask

where the hell is he?!

 

[Timotei]

He's snorting coke before you kill Fanny.

Why aren't you joining him?

 

[Guitar Gamer]

because Dr Rockso said he's cut me if I went near his coke again

wait who's that behind you
!!!!!!!1

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

It's Dr Rockso! The rock n' roll clown!

Will someone put the boots to him? Medium style?

 

[Guitar Gamer]

I WI-*ommmmf*
*muffled screams* *sounds of clown boot kicking someone in the side*

*cough cough* I..........*pukes blood*...........do................co-*cough*caine......
will you let me go now?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

He said 'N-n-n-no! Dr. Rockso is partyin' now babbaby! I do Cocaine!'

Um. Should I save you GG? *grabs Baseball bat*

 

[NeoAC]

No, I figure we should let Rockso beat him up and score some free tickets to the next Embassy concert.

Who needs tickets! $200 a pop! You need tickets?

 

[Raven's Nest]

I need tickets but i haven't got $200

$10?

 

[likalaruku]

Sure I've got a $10, but it's in Indian currency.

How long will my roommate pee blue if I bake 2 bottles of food dye into that chocolate birthday cake I promised him?

 

[Pm0n3y]

It'll happen directly after the first bite. Either that or he explodes. Whichever comes first.

Hooray, you've committed murder with food coloring! How do you plead?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

That's a mirror, my friend.

Was that too mean?

 

[FairlyFrightenedFeline]

I dunno, he does have a stupid face.

Is this a rehtorical question?

 

[Sassafrass]

Ummm...cookies?

Did I duck out of answering that?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Pretty much. Touche'.

Why can't we startle the witch?

 

[Ren3004]

Because she needs her beauty sleep or she'll be cranky all day.


Can I have my beauty sleep?