Stupid Question, Stupid Answer.

[VaudevillianVeteran]

If you want. But...

Wouldn't it be handsome sleep?

 

[Ren3004]

Well, may... But... Argh, stop making my head hurt.


Can I get some pills?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

You've come to the right woman! Hey! Louis those aren't your pills!

You don't mind fighting Louis to get them back for me, right?

 

[Ren3004]

Well, this headache is killing me. But I'll ask Steve.


Where did he go now?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

The attic as usual. He said he was having some friends over.

Um...those aren't his friends, are they?

 

[Ren3004]

No, those guys are from the asylum.


What are they doing here?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

I think it's a tea party.

Should we join them?

 

[Ren3004]

That depends.


Do they have scones?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

They do. But I think you're gonna have to do a trade with the shady guy in the corner.

What are you going to trade him?

 

[Ren3004]

Ants.


That sounds fair, doesn't it?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Yup. He even threw in some diamonds.

Steve's friends aren't so bad, huh?

 

[Skuffyshootster]

Yup. He even threw in some diamonds.

Steve's friends aren't so bad, huh?

Well, they finally shut up when I brought the cottage cheese.

Are you sleeping in the fridge again?

 

[Ren3004]

No, I'm in the oven.

who's in the fridge, then?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Not me. I'm avoiding the kitchen appliances.

What is Mambo Italiano?

 

[hopeneverdies]

Mario's dancing style in Brazil.

Why does the villain teleport in as soon as you get there to steal the precious item, as opposed to doing it before?

 

[XIII's Number XIV]

Because they're evil like that.

Why did the dinosaurs die out?

 

[Ren3004]

ZE ICE AGE!


Why are ice puns so dreadful?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

i thought all puns were dreadful?

Why do people sing in the rain?

 

[XIII's Number XIV]

I dunno, but the clouds stopped peeing just so they'd shut up.

Why are these waffles burnt?

 

[Ren3004]

Sorry, Steve called me while I was cooking.


Why is there a knife in my soup?