Stupid Question, Stupid Answer.

[Ren3004]

*whispers*He's in Bleeck Street, number 4, 3rd floor. Don't tell anyone.


Do you know how I got these scars?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Picked a fight with a bear?

What, I was wrong? Well how then?

 

[Ren3004]

I cut myself while shaving.


Was that anti-climatic?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Not really. More surprising, considering the scar is across your neck.

Is that Godzilla?

 

[Ren3004]

No, that's Barney, the Dinosaur.


I'm almost at 3000 posts. Should we start planning the wedding?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Ah you're right. You busy poster!

You've got your best man right?

 

[Ren3004]

Well... about that...


Should we ask steak?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Um. We can if you want.

But would he want to?

 

[Ren3004]

Well, he probably would. But he'd also probably hit on you on our wedding day.


Do you really want to see him beat himself up every time he makes a reference to se- OW!

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Ah, don't tell me you've started using the whole innuendo repression thing too? I'll let him relax a little.

What about the clothes?

 

[Ren3004]

The standard thing. Black tuxedo, white dress.

Or would Hawaiian shirts be a better choice?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Although extremely quirky, I think the standard wins this time.

You've spoken to Steve?

 

[Ren3004]

Yeah. he promised not to kill anyone. Unless there's no shrimp.


You'll get shrimp, won't you?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

I'll work on it, *shudders at thought of calling caterers*

Caterers are scary aren't they?

 

[Ren3004]

Not as much as clowns.


*jumps aside* Was that a clown?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

No that's some kind of weird mirror.

What do we do if there are clown caters?

 

[Ren3004]

We grab shotguns and barricade ourselves.


Can't we just buy frozen shrimp from the supermarket?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Because the caterers will find out and harvest my soul.

Unless you want to go?

 

[Ren3004]

No, I think I'd rather call the caterers.


Changing subjects, isn't there a beautiful day outside?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Ah! You're right. Something about rain is wonderful.

Hey, did it suddenly get sunny?