Stupid Question, Stupid Answer.

[Ren3004]

No, that was a zeppelin exploding.


Who the hell still travels by zeppelin these days?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Eccentric wealthy weirdos.

Do you care if the sun doesn't shine?

 

[Ren3004]

Not as long as your sister are by my side.



Hey, look, whats that? *points*

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Huh? Oh that's just a bank robbery. Pretty normal.

...What was i angry about again?

 

[WafflesandBacon]

I dont know...spilled milk or something

if a train leaves from your mom's house and another from pizza hut what does pizza taste like?

 

[Ren3004]

Depends on what day of the week it is.


What is the meaning of life?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

[Insert Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy answer here]

Would you pay for a $20 nosebleed?

 

[Ren3004]

No, that's too expensive.

Would you?

[sub]Oh, Vee! *points at post count*[/sub]

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Maybe. If i bled rainbows.

Wouldn't that be awesome?

[sub] Oh hey, Haha!~ [/sub]

 

[Ren3004]

Yes, yes it would.


So, who wants to declare us husband and wife?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

You mean, you didn't get anyone beforehand?

What about that guy there?

 

[Guitar Gamer]

me? I just kill people, don't mind me

want to help destroy the world?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Hold on, lemme get my crossbow.

Who'd turn that down?

 

[Guitar Gamer]

no one that I know,

can you wait for 2012 we can make the idiots feel good before we destroy them?

 

[SteakHeart]

Eh, fine. Can't be worse than my time in purgatory.

Who dropped the soap?

 

[Guitar Gamer]

post removed due to fear of being banned

what was that?

 

[rhyno435]

It was a toaster strudel.

If two trains leave Washington and Dallas at 4:06 P.M. Eastern Time, one carrying 68 passangers, the other, 45 passangers. The first train going 150 kilometers per hour, the other, 120 kilometers per hour, why do ducks fly backwards on Wednesdays during a full moon while eating goat pastries?

 

[therealsomeguy]

To avoid the tollbooth

Whats the deal with cardboard?

 

[Guitar Gamer]

it uses cheap light material in a zigzag to remain tough and durable while being cheap and light

what's the deal with airline food?

 

[Pm0n3y]

It tastes like shit.

Why is this game on the 3rd page?!