Stupid Question, Stupid Answer.

[Lambi]

Yes he is. And I'm taking him there. I'll protect him from everyone who will laugh at him.

Are you ok?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Huh, what? Yeah.

Why do you ask?

 

[Lambi]

If they've been stabbed then yes.

Has anyone seen SHODAN?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

She's currently at a MA meeting (Megalomanics anonymous)

Do you attend any weekly meetings?

 

[SteakHeart]

Not yet.

So I heard you like Alex Morrison?

 

[Lambi]

Who?

What?

Why?

When?

Huh?

 

[SteakHeart]

I used T3h M4TR1X.

L337 enough for you?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Indubitably dear steak.

So it wasn't elementary Watson?

 

[WafflesandBacon]

No it was pre-school Jackson

Why so Serious?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Why not?

 

[Lambi]

Because Sirius Black is on the loose again.

Seriously, how does he escape?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

He just mauls people when he turns into a dog.

Wait, how did this go from Batman to Harry Potter?

 

[Lambi]

Well, serious and Sirius sound the same.

Avada Kedavra?

 

[WafflesandBacon]

Bless you

Do you have a cold lambi?

 

[Lambi]

No, I just cast the Death spell on you.

Are you dead yet?

 

[WafflesandBacon]

Well i.......(chocking)

(death?)

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

*Checks pulse* No, I don't think so. You're just tired.

Ever consider that magic doesn't work on some people?