Stupid Question, Stupid Answer.

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Easy now steak. It was the damned RED spy. He came in and touched everything that you loved and owned.

So...what are you gonna do?

 

[SteakHeart]

I'll tell you what I'm gonna do! I'M GONNA DANCE!

You like my dance?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

*Applause* Very good, Bravo!

Did you learn to dance as well as cook in Paris too?

 

[KillerH]

Yes, and some other things I'm not getting into.

Why won't my memories go away?

 

[Ren3004]

Not enough alcohol.


Tell me, did anyone happen to kill a red spy on the way here?

 

[ravensshade]

no blue spy was looking at me funny though

why don't the goggles do anything!?

 

[Ren3004]

You have to turn them on.


What did you see?

 

[FairlyFrightenedFeline]

The light!

Where did KHAAAAAAAN! come from?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

I think it's Genghis Khan's battle cry.

Do seasons fear the reaper?

 

[FairlyFrightenedFeline]

Nah, they've been around since fo'evah

How do I make someone an admin for the ANC?
[sub]Yup, I brought it back up.[/sub]

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

I'm not sure, extreme testing?

Can I be an admin?

 

[Ren3004]

Only if I can be your co-admin.


So, did I miss anything?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Nope. Oh! Actually you missed the revolution I brought on. It wasn't a big deal though.

So what do you want for Christmas?

 

[Ren3004]

You.


That was pretty obvious, wasn't it?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Actually, I wasn't expecting it.
[sub]Damn. Gotta get a refund on that Monster truck. [/sub]

That means I get you for Christmas too, right?

 

[Ren3004]

Sure.


Why, did you want something else?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Nope. I'm not materialistic, so really this is ideal. Besides there's nothing better.

Well,-Oh hot damn, is that a diamond necklace?!

 

[Ren3004]

Yes, yes it is.


Does the price tag say "1 soul"?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Yeah, too bad i don't have that much. Oh well. I've already got more soul jewelry than most.

Why is soul jewelry so pretty?

 

[Ren3004]

My preciouussssss- Sorry, you were saying?