VaudevillianVeteran No Comment Necessary. Sep 19, 2009 54,592 0 0 Nov 24, 2009 #4,381 Oh nothing. just watch out for that serial killer. Hey, so-Huh? Weren't you listening to me?!
Ren3004 In an unsuspicious cabin Jul 22, 2009 28,357 0 0 Nov 24, 2009 #4,382 My preci- Yes, yes, sure dear. Want to catch a movie? Or kill someone?
VaudevillianVeteran No Comment Necessary. Sep 19, 2009 54,592 0 0 Nov 24, 2009 #4,383 Heh. It's almost like those are the two things always on my mind. Any other ideas? If not, there's a mailman that i've had a vendetta against. ♪
Heh. It's almost like those are the two things always on my mind. Any other ideas? If not, there's a mailman that i've had a vendetta against. ♪
Ren3004 In an unsuspicious cabin Jul 22, 2009 28,357 0 0 Nov 24, 2009 #4,384 Well... we could watch TV like a normal couple. You still prefer the mailman, right?
VaudevillianVeteran No Comment Necessary. Sep 19, 2009 54,592 0 0 Nov 24, 2009 #4,385 I'm afraid so. Besides, you can't get quite the same rush with watching TV. You think that killing him will teach him to bring my mail late?
I'm afraid so. Besides, you can't get quite the same rush with watching TV. You think that killing him will teach him to bring my mail late?
Ren3004 In an unsuspicious cabin Jul 22, 2009 28,357 0 0 Nov 24, 2009 #4,386 I don't think he'll ever deliver your mail late again, sweetie. Is the world going to end?
VaudevillianVeteran No Comment Necessary. Sep 19, 2009 54,592 0 0 Nov 24, 2009 #4,387 Possibly. If enough people think about the world exploding at once, it probably would or there's always the possibility that i'll get bored. Why is there a mob outside?
Possibly. If enough people think about the world exploding at once, it probably would or there's always the possibility that i'll get bored. Why is there a mob outside?
WafflesandBacon Inspired by Nonsense Aug 25, 2009 24,193 0 41 Nov 24, 2009 #4,388 There my........friends Can come in the house to.......play?
Ren3004 In an unsuspicious cabin Jul 22, 2009 28,357 0 0 Nov 24, 2009 #4,389 No, you look a little shady. Why does he look so shady?
VaudevillianVeteran No Comment Necessary. Sep 19, 2009 54,592 0 0 Nov 24, 2009 #4,390 It's that look in his eye...like he's about to burn something. Would that explain the torch?
WafflesandBacon Inspired by Nonsense Aug 25, 2009 24,193 0 41 Nov 24, 2009 #4,391 No it for his.......homework Besides haven't you burn stuff before?
VaudevillianVeteran No Comment Necessary. Sep 19, 2009 54,592 0 0 Nov 24, 2009 #4,392 ...Maybe a little. Everyone likes a little bit of arson. Why does this cologne smell of gasoline?
VaudevillianVeteran No Comment Necessary. Sep 19, 2009 54,592 0 0 Nov 25, 2009 #4,394 Not that I know of, but these cigarettes are made of gold so i doubt i'll turn one down. Anyone got a light? I traded in my incinerate.
Not that I know of, but these cigarettes are made of gold so i doubt i'll turn one down. Anyone got a light? I traded in my incinerate.
SteakHeart New member Jul 20, 2009 15,098 0 0 Nov 25, 2009 #4,395 Sure, I can use my Incinerate. Wait, did you trade it to me?
VaudevillianVeteran No Comment Necessary. Sep 19, 2009 54,592 0 0 Nov 25, 2009 #4,396 I thought you'd take good care of it while I give people the cold shoulder. You haven't been abusing it, have you?
I thought you'd take good care of it while I give people the cold shoulder. You haven't been abusing it, have you?
SteakHeart New member Jul 20, 2009 15,098 0 0 Nov 25, 2009 #4,397 No, so far I've only burned a cornfield. But that's not bad, right?
VaudevillianVeteran No Comment Necessary. Sep 19, 2009 54,592 0 0 Nov 25, 2009 #4,398 Of course not. It's a lot better than what i did on my first few days...*cough* So, any plans for Christmas?
Of course not. It's a lot better than what i did on my first few days...*cough* So, any plans for Christmas?
SteakHeart New member Jul 20, 2009 15,098 0 0 Nov 25, 2009 #4,399 Not yet. What do you mean, "Christmas was yesterday?"
VaudevillianVeteran No Comment Necessary. Sep 19, 2009 54,592 0 0 Nov 25, 2009 #4,400 I mean you've been in a drunk coma since Christmas' Eve, you drunk! How did you manage to drink that much?
I mean you've been in a drunk coma since Christmas' Eve, you drunk! How did you manage to drink that much?