Stupid Question, Stupid Answer.

[Fraught]

Yes, I do, it is great. Especially the motion-control on Wii, on which you can move the arms of Torso Man.

Did you make the game Torso Man(tm)?

 

[SteakHeart]

Yes. Because I'm -dramatic pause- GAMEMAKER RAPTOR ZOMBIE CHUCK NORRIS JESUS!

When my time comes, will you forget the wrong that I've done, help me leave behind some, reason to be missed?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Well, It's an acquired taste apparently.

Why can't i believe i just said that?

 

[SteakHeart]

Because you're too good for that.

I can has taco?

 

[SteakHeart]

IN MY STOMACH!

Why did my gun jam in the middle of a firefight?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

I needed some of the parts for an experiement. Sorry.

Do you want the parts back and an ambulance?

 

[SteakHeart]

Yes please. I'll also need my parts back, as they were shot off.

How will I ever fulfull my life now that I have no Junk?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Drugs help.

Would you want the Junk-repairing surgery if i paid for it?

 

[SteakHeart]

Yes. And you don't need to pay me in MONEY, neccisarily.

Am I really that much of a womanizer?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

I'm sorry, i thought when you meant not paying in money, you meant dead bodies.

Should i bury these bodies?

 

[SteakHeart]

No. I can put 'em in the freezer and eat 'em later.

Do I say "'em" too much?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Not really, Somewhere between 'not too much' & 'rage-inducingly too much'.

How do i get these bloodstains out of this pickaxe?

 

[SteakHeart]

Sulfuric Acid. And you don't ne- oh wait, wrong question.

Did I do good?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Kind of. My Pickaxe is now dissolving but the blood is gone. i think it's better as make-up remover.

Wanna go looking for gold with me?

 

[SteakHeart]

As long as by "Gold" you don't mean boogers.

Wanna come with us?

 

[XIII's Number XIV]

As soon as you specify what type of "gold" this is.

Do YOU wanna come with us?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Well duh, I'm leading this exposition, and no we aren't looking for nose gold, we're looking for aztec gold.

Should we taking a submarine?