Stupid Question, Stupid Answer.

[SteakHeart]

No, the Aztecs lived on land.

When are we gonna start looking?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Next week. I've got the week off, so it's perfect.

Why did you agree to go?

 

[SteakHeart]

Well... I think we all know.

Why do I continually use sexual innuendo around a woman?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

No idea. But I find it funny.

Where could we go next after looking for aztec gold?

 

[SteakHeart]

The lost city of Atlantis!

Would you like one or two humps on your camel?

 

[Fraught]

Depends. Do you mean per day, or per week? Also, is it a leghump, or something else?

Why aren't we not already going to Atlantis?

 

[SteakHeart]

Because VaudeVillian hasn't had her week off yet.

Why won't she speed up time so we can get to the se- I mean, gold searching?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Because i need to book supplies and it's a two day waiting list. Plus i want to spend the weekend at home.

What are you bringing along on this adventure?

 

[SteakHeart]

A shovel, a canteen, [small]and plenty of condoms.[/small]

Seriously, can you help me stop using innuendo?

 

[xxcloud417xx]

Any adventure requires only condoms. Lots and lots of condoms. (hehe we thought of the same thing)

answer to yours: No, but I hear that condoms can.

Is anal misfortune a minimum requirement to play Modern Warfare 2 on PC?

 

[Ren3004]

No, but it's part of the recommended settings.


Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy?

 

[SteakHeart]

Cauuuught in a laaandsliddeee... no escape from realityyyy.

How come these condoms I am going to bring are already used?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Hmth. You did say you were a womanizer. That, or you were practicing. Whatever you do in your own time...

Why do i get the feeling that i shouldn't accept drinks from you on this voyage?

 

[SteakHeart]

Because they are mine!

Should I refrain from looking at Vaudvillian during this voyage?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

No, Just refrain from watching her sleep and everything should be fine.

How would you like to be second in command?

 

[SteakHeart]

I guess. Just as long as you stay away from my rum. Which I forgot to mention, I am bringing.

How can you be posting when this is the middle of a school day?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

It's 6pm over here. Plus i took the school day off.

Why won't you share the rum?

 

[bcponpcp27]

Shit got blowed up

Who blewed the shit up ?

 

[SteakHeart]

Me and my rum.

And yes, Vaude, you can have the rum. Have as much as you want... [small]Muahahahaha![/small]

Who else wants some rum?

 

[Fraught]

Because she's a nun, she knows your intentions.

Why haven't aliens destroyed us yet?