Stupid Question, Stupid Answer.

SteakHeart · Oct 23, 2009

Right now! *Pulls her on and we ride off into the sunset, towards a fabulous golden island*

We're here! Where should we start?

Ren3004 · Oct 23, 2009

Well, you go ahead up that mountain while I stay here and do guard duty with the Captain.

Do we really have to go back?

SteakHeart · Oct 23, 2009

No, we haven't even started yet!

WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING WITH THE CAPTAIN? I THOUGHT THAT WAS MY JOB!

VaudevillianVeteran · Oct 23, 2009

*Regains alittle consciousness* Oh hey we're here...We can stay as long as we want...

How long have i been asleep?

SteakHeart · Oct 23, 2009

About 3 orgasm's worth.

When do I get my turn?

Ren3004 · Oct 23, 2009

Don't worry, the two of us will stay on guard duty. You don't get a turn.

So, why don't you go get some water?

VaudevillianVeteran · Oct 23, 2009

Don't mind if i do. *Goes off to get some*

How did i get into this mess?

SteakHeart · Oct 23, 2009

By being awesome.

Hang on, Ren... you DID use contraceptives, right?

Ren3004 · Oct 23, 2009

Why would I use contraceptives for guard duty?

Why would I use contraceptives for guard duty?

SteakHeart · Oct 23, 2009

Wait... so you two were not having sex? Okay then...

Ren, how did that armed grenade get in your pocket?

Ren3004 · Oct 23, 2009

April's fool!

But aren't we in October?

VaudevillianVeteran · Oct 23, 2009

We are, you're just thinking ahead.

Wait, isn't that an armed grenade even so?

SteakHeart · Oct 23, 2009

Yes. *BOOM*

So, now that we're alone, you feelin' it, Vaudie? *Hands rum*

VaudevillianVeteran · Oct 23, 2009

*Giggles a little* It's too early for me.

Where should we head to now?

SteakHeart · Oct 23, 2009

Nowhere. We can stay here. And even if your not old e- wait...

HAVE I BEEN HITTING ON A TEENAGER THIS WHOLE TIME?

VaudevillianVeteran · Oct 23, 2009

What? I'm a college student. I don't drink in the mornings.

Did you see the look on your face?

Ren3004 · Oct 23, 2009

Of course not, he can't look at his face.

How did I survive that armed grenade?

VaudevillianVeteran · Oct 23, 2009

...Are you immortal? or just plain lucky?

Did you learn a lesson about Grenades?

Ren3004 · Oct 23, 2009

Yes. They're completely harmless.

Could you stay awake just to hear me breathing?
[sub]Great stalker song, by the way.[/sub]

Fraught · Oct 23, 2009

You used your Big Mac as protection, you fat, slobby worm.

How does I shot web?

Aren't we supposed to ask STUPID questions, and get STUPID answers, not just conversations about treasure searhing and hitting on?