Stupid Question, Stupid Answer.

[ThreeWords]

From your mouth

Can I go now?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

You're dismissed, only after you do your laps.

Why am i still tired?

 

[Ren3004]

Have you tried sitting on my lap? It's perfect for resting.


Is it me or no one answered my question?

 

[ThreeWords]

Sorry I'm late, here's your answer!

Cake, anyone?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

No thanks. I've got Tea.

Did i put sugar in this?

 

[Ren3004]

No, you're sweet enough as it is.


Would you like to help us in a survey concerning the risk of getting diabetes?
[sub]Yes, I've actually been doing surveys today.[/sub]

 

[ThreeWords]

No thanks. Diseased people scare me

Arn't I such an accepting person?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

I'm guessing that...Diabetes is bad? and that we should cut down on sugary snacks or we won't be allowed them. Also you have to have insulin injections as a result.

Did you just make me blush?

 

[ThreeWords]

Sorry, I'm not in full control of my hands

I'll just go, shall I?

 

[Ren3004]

No, I made the blood flow to the skin of your face increase.
Wait, don't you want dessert?

Can you feel the love tonight?

 

[SteakHeart]

Well, kind of. If by love, you mean desire to murder you.

Where did our adventure go?

 

[Ren3004]

Apparently it ended because you kept hitting on the captain and killed the navigator.


Why are you so mean?

 

[SteakHeart]

Relax, I was joking. About the murder, that is.

Why do people not take me seriously?

 

[Ren3004]

Because you're a tentacled space slug.


Why is my blood green?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

I'm not entirely sure, It's acidic though!

Is it possible to re-rail the adventure?

 

[SteakHeart]

Yes. Here we go!

Anyone want this leftover rum?

 

[Ren3004]

Sure, gimme.

Why am I feeling sleepy?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

I'm not sure. Maybe something you ate?

What have we found so far?

 

[SteakHeart]

Ninjas.

The Ninjas told us where the gold is. Should we trust them?

 

[Ren3004]

Yes. Why would ninjas do something shady?


Why didn't the ninjas mention the giant death trap?