Stupid Question, Stupid Answer.

[FairlyFrightenedFeline]

I'll bugger off if you just ask.

Want me to? The harsher the better.

OMG RED TEAM COMING OVER THAT HILL.

 

[SteakHeart]

Erm... I guess.

*Knock-out serum injections into lambi and Cougar*

That better?

 

[FairlyFrightenedFeline]

No injekshuns, yoo bashter.....

Whuh?

 

[Lambi]

Esshcakly wuh I wus shinking abot.

Whu the hel...zzzzz?

 

[SteakHeart]

Shh. Go to sleep, now.

Shall I get you the wine, Vaudie?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Of course, you know just what to ask me.

...Did i just hear a heavy?

 

[FairlyFrightenedFeline]

[sub]YA TATATATATATATATATATAA! DONE DODO DO DON DON DON *Heavy singing*[/sub]

Um, yesh

Sinsh whun were dere fwee of yoush?

 

[SteakHeart]

GO TO SLEEP!

*three hours later*

When do you think those guys will wake up?
[small]I mean, surely the noise must have woken them up.[/small]

 

[FairlyFrightenedFeline]

Hmmm, Noish?

Whut noish! Fukin dam worm shteak fing, humpin damn hooman, where am I?

 

[Lambi]

ZZZZZZZZ...huh?

What the hell is going on? And where am I and Cougar?

 

[SteakHeart]

At the bottom of the Potomac.
[small]For the record, I was in my human form with Vaude, Cougar.[/small]

You like it there?

 

[FairlyFrightenedFeline]

Fuck off! I shee you! Shtupid idiot fhool, thinksh I can't see he'sh a spy!
Get him, lambi!

Woah, no fair sheventeen of you, 4 of ush!

 

[Lambi]

COUGAR! The injections have stopped working, you are either drunk or stupid now.

Where is the Potomac, though?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

It's a river. Steak! i told you not to kill them!

Don't you ever listen to me?

 

[FairlyFrightenedFeline]

Whaa? You ruined my image of epic drunkenness!

Whos Potomac? Oh and another thing *Launches self on Steak repeatedly bashing head in* Die SPY! DIE DIE DIE!!

 

[SteakHeart]

Oh relax. They're wearing Scuba suits.

Smart of me, no?

 

[Sassafrass]

Maybe...maybe not.
[sup]Hello![/sup]

Will you listen to me?

 

[Lambi]

No.

Are we out of the river yet?

 

[FairlyFrightenedFeline]

DIE STEAK SPY DIEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!! *shoots steak repeatedly*

Is he dead yet?

 

[Sassafrass]

I'll check.
*checks pulse* Yep, you killed him.

You going to eat that?