Stupid Question, Stupid Answer.

[Lambi]

No. I want you to GTFO and make me a sandwich.

Where is my sandwich?

 

[WafflesandBacon]

Because yours taste better

how much you want for that sandwich

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

I'm afraid that it won't be for sale, Swollen Goat's sammich is a trademark copyright of Swollen Goat.

Wouldn't i be a good lawyer?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

I'm working on it, *grabs cellphone*

Do you know how hard it is to get in contact with him?!

 

[Sassafrass]

Not really.
Because I am God!

What is your problem, child?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Why hello there God. Yeah, my client a Mister. S. Goat, want to take you to court.

Will you go?

 

[Sassafrass]

No, my child.
I hate court, after the time with that chicken and that jet engine...

Will you make me go?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

I'm afraid so. Otherwise things might get nasty and I really don't want that to happen.

Wait. What happened with the chicken and the jet engine?

 

[Sassafrass]

Badly.
Damn you and that CCTV camera.

Why did you do that?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Hey, you might be God but no one can hide from CCTV.

What's the charge again?

 

[Sassafrass]

Scooting without due care and attention.
And GBH.
And ABH.
And stalking.
And being vague.

Shall I continue?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

No. That's alright. Although,

Who were you stalking? Goat?

 

[Guitar Gamer]

Yes do go on old boy

does THIS > o_O in the least bit resemble a man wearing a monocle?

 

[Sassafrass]

Yes, it does.

Will this make my court case go away?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Sorry. Even though bribery with anime opening music is tempting, Mr. Goat hasn't dropped his case.

Wonder what his problem is?

 

[Sassafrass]

The fact I stole his celeb crush from him.

Do you know who it is?