Stupid Question, Stupid Answer.

[SteakHeart]

No, she's already run off with me.

Isn't that right, honey?

 

[Ren3004]

No. *shoots steak*


OH MY GOD, is that blood!? *faints*

 

[Lambi]

*sigh* I'll mop it up.

Cougar, stop killing everyone or we'll lock you up, ok?

[sup]I know Ren shot steak, but you see everyone as a red spy[/sup]

 

[Sassafrass]

Yep.
But it's mine.

Well, anyone for free organs?

 

[SteakHeart]

No, you shot my ketchup bottle. Also, I'm not dead.

So... can we get back to the PARTAY?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Yes...but can I be excused?*Points to bullet wound in stomach*

 

[Sassafrass]

No, you cannot!

Why would you want to leave this party?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

...Good point...But i'm kind of bleeding on the dance floor...

Don't you know...that's a health hazard?

 

[Sassafrass]

Meh.
I'm a doctor, let me take a look.

Sooo...written that will yet?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Huh. Yeah i have, when you're a dictator you need to write it up as early is possible, Doc.

Wanna know who gets what?

 

[Sassafrass]

Well, you're alive still.
But go on then.

Do I get good stuff?

 

[Ren3004]

That depends on whether you like prison cells.


How did you get this bullet wound, Vee?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Someone fired a gun, hitting a ketchup bottle, ricocheting and hit me.

I have the worst luck, don't i?

 

[Sassafrass]

Not really.
I mean, you could've been eaten alive by angry midgets.

So, details of will?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Oh yeah. You get my DVD collection and anything else from my room that you want. Ren gets most of my belongings, including my soul jewelry and palace. Steak gets the deed to my house on the Island of happiness. All minons get shared control over the palace if Ren isn't able to... That's it put simply.

So am I gonna live, Doc?

 

[Sassafrass]

*gunshot* Sorry, it was a terminal injury.

Guys?

 

[Ren3004]

Don't worry, I've got an Elixir of Revival right here. Courtesy of Deus Ex Machina Pharmaceuticals[sup]TM[/sup].


Do you feel better, Vee?

 

[Lambi]

No. Vee is dead.

Can I cast Revive on her?

 

[Sassafrass]

...If you must.

Did it work?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

...?...! The hell Sas!

Who do I owe my thanks to?