Stupid Question, Stupid Answer.

[Lambi]

He's right behind me.

Why do you want to know?

 

[Sassafrass]

I need to kill him.
Or torture him for a while.

If I give you Materia, will you let me get him?

 

[SteakHeart]

A cat is fine too!

Do pies have middle names?

 

[Lambi]

Only if it's the Ultima Materia.

Is it Ultima Materia?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

I'm afraid not. He has no use for it.

If i give you this Milla Jonovich poster, Sas, will you stop hunting him?

 

[Sassafrass]

No.

Was that an uber ninja fest?

 

[Lambi]

Sure was.

Will I be ninja'd as I'm writing this?

[sup]Apperently not[/sup]

 

[Sassafrass]

Nope.

Enjoy that Ultima Materia?

 

[Sassafrass]

I thought you had every one ever made.

Futarama quotes, anyone? [http://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Futurama]

 

[Lambi]

Bite my shiny metal ass. BTW loving the Ultima Materia.

So anyone up for poker later?

 

[Sassafrass]

Depends.

What type of poker?

 

[Ren3004]

No, THE SONG!!!! IT'S IN MY HEAD! KILL IT, KILL IT!!!!!!!!!!


Will you help me?

 

[Sassafrass]

Sure thing.

Did that get it?

 

[Lambi]

Yes. Thank you.

Poke her face?

[sup]Ain't I a stinker?[/sup]

 

[Sassafrass]

Stab her face repeatedly.
With a katana.

Too aggressive?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Not really. Only because Russian roulette isn't the same without a gun.

How would you even play without a gun?

 

[Lambi]

If your talking about Lady Gaga, it's not violent enough.

Poke her face even more?

 

[Ren3004]

Well, there's a joke about that, but I won't tell it here.
No, I like Sas's Idea better.


Now you want the joke, don't you?