Stupid Question, Stupid Answer.

[Ren3004]

No.


So, no one knows the difference between a tulip and a carrot?

 

[Lambi]

Nope.

Will you tell us?

 

[Sassafrass]

No, as you're a ninja who steals my Materia.

Is Goat gonna go On The Record soon?
And will we know the jokes punchline soon?

 

[WafflesandBacon]

Maybe and probably not

Does that answer your question?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Not really.

Will you tell us, Goat?

 

[Sassafrass]

I am not Goat.

Are you blind?

 

[Ren3004]

Nope, he's not here. And the answer is "One is a flower and the other is a vegetable".


Was that a bad joke?

 

[Sassafrass]

Oh god yes.

Any one with a better joke?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

i got nothin'.

Don't we have any comedians?

 

[Sassafrass]

Only this guy.


Was he funny or not?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Yay for Russell Howard! Too bad a lot of his jokes are overused.

That's the best we've got though?

 

[Ren3004]

Apparently.



I really need a vacation. Where should I go?

 

[Sassafrass]

Well, we have Frankie Boyle.

Warning: This vid may offend!

Spoiler: Last chance...it may offend you.

Was that good enough?

Well, I was ninja'd.
But this whole thing stays.

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

...Island of Happiness? Since the recent bouts of happiness enthused heart attacks it's been quiet.

Any other suggestions?

 

[Lambi]

Iceland. It's cold and nice out here.

Will everyone of you come here and vacation in Iceland?

 

[Sassafrass]

No.
As you ninja'd me?

What's the weather like in your area?

 

[WafflesandBacon]

Sure let me bring my toaster no one likes frozen waffles

Where's my Toaster?