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Ren3004

In an unsuspicious cabin
Jul 22, 2009
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You know what I am? I'm a dog chasing cars. I wouldn't know what to do with one if I caught it! You know?I just do things. The mob has plans. The cops have plans. Gordon's got plans. You know?they're schemers. Schemers trying to control their little worlds. I'm not a schemer. I try to show the schemers how pathetic their attempts to control things really are.


Sorry, too much?
 

Ren3004

In an unsuspicious cabin
Jul 22, 2009
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See, I had a wife, she was beautiful? like you, who tells me that I worried too much, who tells me that I ought to smile more, who gambles and gets in deep with the sharks. Hey. One day they carve her face. We have no money for surgeries. She can't take it. I just want to see her smile again, hm? I just wanted her to know that I don't care about the scars. So? I stick a razor in my mouth and do this? to myself. And you know what? She can't stand the sight of me! She leaves! Now, I see the funny side. Now, I'm always smiling!

Isn't Wikiquotes great?
[sub]And Vee, how do you post so much? You've got almost as many posts as me![/sub]
 

VaudevillianVeteran

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Sep 19, 2009
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Ah. Who doesn't love Wikiquotes? All is well when you have Wikiquotes.
[sub] Ah, I'm active on a lot of separate threads nowadays that's all, not to mention the RPs i'm in and stuff, it just adds up![/sub]

Why'd you never tell me about the first wife?
 

Ren3004

In an unsuspicious cabin
Jul 22, 2009
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Because... *sniff* I thought I'd never love again... I got hurt so much *sobs*... *breaks down and cries*.


Why so serious?
 

VaudevillianVeteran

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You're sobbing. I thought that was a specific time to be serious.

Would you prefer that I threw a pie at you instead of comforting?
 

Ren3004

In an unsuspicious cabin
Jul 22, 2009
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No. Steve did that once. He was never the same afterwards. *sobs*


Is it weird to see a murderous psychopath in a purple suit crying and getting sentimental?