Stupid Question, Stupid Answer.

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Surprisingly so. *shifts awkwardly then snaps fingers with a smile*

Hey, Wanna go blow up a hospital? Then take Batman's love interest and the mayor hostage?

 

[FairlyFrightenedFeline]

No, I wanna bang a fake Batman hanging from a rope against a window and scare the crap out of Harvey Dent.

Isn't that square block shaped mysteriously like a RED spy?
[sub]Dammit, I see spaihs everywhere![/sub]

 

[Ren3004]

No, that's a BLU spy disguised as a RED spy.


What do you have against spies?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

He was picked on my a spy when he was much younger and now has deep seated issues with them.

Does that mean he invented 'Spy-checking'?

 

[FairlyFrightenedFeline]

Yeah. It was a great day.

Has anyone got the number for the Pyro?

 

[Ren3004]

1-800-BURNIT


Should I murder Cougar's family in front of his eyes? That will cure his hatred against spies, right?

 

[FairlyFrightenedFeline]

No, that'll make me hate spies AND you.

Is tht a crocket heading towards us?

Spoiler: If anyone hasn't played TF2

A crocket is a crit rocket. Plus, NINJA'D VAUDE.

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Could be. Good thing I have this shield that doesn't allow Ninjas in, Eh?

What about painful therapy? That should fix it better right?

 

[FairlyFrightenedFeline]

I'm not sure...

Do you mean acupuncture? Electroshock?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Both. While on fire. But i'll need some time to set up.

Do we have a doctor in the house?

 

[Ren3004]

Yes, here I am.


What do you mean "there are still 4 and a half years until you finish your course"?

 

[FairlyFrightenedFeline]

I mean what I say!

Which med school did you go to?! This diploma is written in crayon!

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Somewhere that makes him a qualified professional. So let's get to work!

Wait. Where's the nurse uniform?

 

[FairlyFrightenedFeline]

On the Joker.

Why did I bring that film back up?

 

[Ren3004]

Because you know you love it.


Shall we cut him up, nurse?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

You got it, Mr. J'!

Wait, What do you mean 'the scalpels were confiscated'?

 

[FairlyFrightenedFeline]

It seems they had various diseases on them.

If you Harley and he's Joker, am I.....Killer Croc?

 

[Ren3004]

No, you're Ratcatcher.

Don't you know him?

 

[FairlyFrightenedFeline]

Yea,I found his gloves on Arkham Asylum.

Why am I a craptacular viliian?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

You'll be upgraded if you do something awesome.

Any ideas on how to impress?