Stupid Question, Stupid Answer.

[Sassafrass]

Steve McJock.

Well, what do you want?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Many things. Including your wallet.

Will you give it to me?

 

[SteakHeart]

No.

What would Jesus do for a Klondike bar?

 

[Guitar Gamer]

turn water into FUNK!

anyone offended?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Nope.

Can dogs look up?

 

[Sassafrass]

Well, Big Al says they can't.

Is he North London Mafia?

 

[Guitar Gamer]

no, thoust must ask the mighty banhammer to do the smiting

what thou art waiting for!?!

 

[Sassafrass]

A decent feckin' connection.

Shall I smite myself, O Mighty Smiter?

[sup]Previous post was edited before GG posts.[/sup]

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

I really laughed at that part, oh wait it goes on, 'God is like a mean kid with a magnifying glass'.

Did the prime rib roast minister visit?

 

[Sassafrass]

Yes, and my tiny nipples went to France.

Are you guys leavin'?

 

[Guitar Gamer]

no I'll stay and wonder if your refferencing

And why do birds suddenly appear?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Well apparently you got too close and the bird shields were activated.

Are you Clint Eastwood?

 

[Sassafrass]

Why, yes, yes I am.

Who are you?

[sup]Punk...[/sup]

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Pleased to meet you, won't you guess my name~?

 

[WafflesandBacon]

Hank Hill?

 

[Sassafrass]

Jessica?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Neither. But you're both close enough.

Oh look, Am i changing the subject?

 

[Sassafrass]

Not really, Gina.

How did I know that?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Another person stalking me?

 

[Sassafrass]

No.
I just got bored and looked at your profile. Simples.
And yes.

All righty, then. Shall we go to jail?