Stupid Question, Stupid Answer.

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Back again? Bah. Fine.

Under what charge though?

 

[Sassafrass]

Stalking one of your personalitys.

Who am I speaking to again?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Vaude. Too bad that she committed arson before attempting to defend you in court.

...Prison isn't fun, is it?

 

[Sassafrass]

Oh, I don't know...

Why is that big looking at me like that?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

You're breathing his air, offer him something!

So what did you offer him?

 

[Sassafrass]

A punch to the face.
Or this kitten which no longer exists any more seeing as he shoved it down my throat.

How do you go around removing a kitty cat from your mouth?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

The prison doctor. He has seen much worse. Also one quick pull should do it.

Feeling better?

 

[Sassafrass]

Yes, I am.

Wait...why is blood pouring from my ears?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Hm. I'm guessing that the cat clung onto something while i removed it. That's not good is it?

Hey, are you taking a nap?

 

[WafflesandBacon]

I was

Why?

 

[Sassafrass]

I was busy shivving you.

Did that hurt?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Oh no. You shivved my blood pack that i carry around with me.

Prison life hasn't been a good influence eh?

 

[Sassafrass]

Not really, no?

Hey, what's that over there?
*Tackles*

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Why, John the tackling Alzheimer's patient, Why?!

Why do you have red on you?

 

[SteakHeart]

Ow! What was that for?

 

[Guitar Gamer]

because I wanted attention!!

who has two thumbs and just got glasses?

 

[Sassafrass]

Bob Kelso!
Not right but anyway.

*Tackles*
Shall I stop now?
*Tackles again*

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

If you wouldn't mind? I think you've broken a rib.

Surely there's a better way for you to express yourself?

 

[Sassafrass]

Not really, no.

*Tackles*
Unless you want me to be vague again?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

No, no. Tackle all you want. Just hold on a second? *Grabs Waffles to use as shield*

Can i do that?