Stupid Question, Stupid Answer.

[WafflesandBacon]

Ohh a plan

What is it Vee?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Well. We burn every white flag we have, get GG very drunk, and send him against the enemy claiming they have the briefcase. Meanwhile, Bazookas. Lots of bazookas.

How's that sound?

 

[Sassafrass]

Like a plan.

What is in the briefcase?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Oh, our intel and a muffin recipe. They won't stand a chance against a drunk GG.

Are you with me then, Gents?

 

[Sassafrass]

Hang on a tick.

Do I get a dental plan and life insurance?

 

[Lambi]

Sure. As long as I stay fixed I can do somethzzzzzz.

Sorry I am narcoleptic all of a sudden. Shall we attack?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Go ahead. I'll watch from my throne room.

Ready?

 

[Sassafrass]

Throne room?

What the hell, Vaude?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Generals don't go to war.

You can observe too, if you want? I got enough army.

 

[WafflesandBacon]

Silence Motal *Slaps Sas*

Did i do Good Master Vaude?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

That's Madame. Vaude. But yes and no, Don't hit Sas.

Aren't things going well?

 

[Sassafrass]

Well, yes.

Can I have air support?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Of course.

Would you like angry clowns or napalm?

 

[Sassafrass]

Hmmm. Angry clowns.

Remind me, who are we fighting?

 

[WafflesandBacon]

THE MAN!!!!!!

Remember all the bad stuff they did to us?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Yeah. The man and I don't get along. That asshole.

We're winning though, right?

 

[WafflesandBacon]

Sure were winning at failing

Thats a paradox isn't?

 

[Sassafrass]

No, I think. And we're not losing!

Wait, why am I all alone out here?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Oh damn. Waffles, you've been moved to help Sas.

Any objections? No? Good.

 

[Lambi]

No objection here.

What, you expect me to die for you?