Stupid Question, Stupid Answer.

[Sassafrass]

Actually, yes.

Why can't I just turn on Skynet?

 

[WafflesandBacon]

Yes Ma'am *Runs next to Sas*

Wait.....DAMN SEXINESS MANIPULATED ME. Why must my eyes be fooled by breast?

 

[Lambi]

Because breasts are too much for you so one is enough for you.

Can I be moved to somewhere from this fight?

 

[Sassafrass]

No. You're my personal shield, I mean...shield.

Did you see that?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

The airstike? Didn't think clowns could kick so much ass, eh?

 

[Sassafrass]

No, I didn't.

Request permission to turn on Skynet?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Denied. That's the last resort.

You gents holding up alright? What do you want when you get back?

 

[Sassafrass]

Your throne...

So, military coup, anyone?

 

[WafflesandBacon]

BOOBS.....and tree fitty

Is that to hard?
[sub]Giggty...[/sub]

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

*looks down* Well...there are harder things to find.
Sas, you can have a throne next to me. But not my golden one.

Should we end this war?

 

[Lambi]

YES! I mean... yes your Highness.

Should I spread the news?

 

[WafflesandBacon]

Yes ma'am.....WAFFLE POWERS ACTIVATE

You didn't know i had superpowers did ya?

 

[Sassafrass]

No, I did not. And on a different note.
VAUDE! ACTIVATE SKYNET NOW!!!
*ahem*

Why do you think I'm pushing this so much?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

You're a Skynet agent. I know that already.

Ah, Good job men. Everyone happy?

 

[Lambi]

Because...YOU ARE CONNECTED TO SKYNET.

Isn't that a shock?

 

[Ren3004]

Yes, well, anyway, good job everyone, time to reap the spoils.

Why is everyone looking at me like that?

 

[Sassafrass]

No reason.

Shall I defect and take all our secrets with me?

 

[WafflesandBacon]

Because your on fire

Ahem....Vaude where are my Boobs?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Huh? *Looks down again at tree fiddy in hand* I thought you only wanted tree fiddy?

 

[Lambi]

Hey Vaude. Since WafflesandBacon593 likes boobs so much, why don't you give him the sex change you were going to do on Cougar?

[sup]Then I can have that partner you promised me...[/sup]