Stupid Question, Stupid Answer.

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Aw, I didn't know you two were like that! Oh wait...Heh. Sorry.

Should i change you back temporarily lambi? I have some great stuff.

 

[Sassafrass]

No...this is between me and him/it now.

So. This is the way the world ends?

 

[Lambi]

HEH. YOU THINK YOU CAN DEFEAT ME? FINE. I SHALL BATTLE YOU NOW AND THEN ABSORB YOUR ENERGY.

READY?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Oh boy. This ain't gonna end well.

...Who to cheer for though?

 

[Sassafrass]

Who ever you like...

Shall we begin?

 

[Lambi]

YES. I CHRUSH YOU UNDER MY FOOT.

WHAT WILL YOU DO?

 

[SteakHeart]

Hit on Vaude.

Vaude, have I ever mentioned the fact that you are hawt?

 

[Sassafrass]

First off, kill steak for interrupting our epic duel!
Secondly, point out your spelling mistake. You spelt crush wrong. Then I summon the ghastliest being on the universe to make you recoil in horror!

Tom Cruise, anyone?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Oh God! Not Tom Cruise!
Oh and yes dear steak, now resurrect yourself then come and watch the zombie battle with me.

What did I miss?

 

[Sassafrass]

Tom Funkin' Cruise getting killed by Lambi!
So, win-win all round.

What's next?

 

[Lambi]

THE FACT THAT I CAN'T SPELL CRUSH WITHOUT PUTTING AN H IN THERE. ALSO, I EAT TOM CRUISE (AND STEAKHEART FOR INTERRUPTING OUR EPIC BATTLE) AND SMASH YOU IN MY PALMS.

HOW ABOUT THAT, HUH?

 

[Sassafrass]

Good, good. Let the hate flow through you, for it'll will soon turn you to the Dark Side of the Force! Mwhahahahahahahahaha!!! *Tackles*

You do realise you cannot kill an immortal, right?

 

[Guitar Gamer]

you still talking in caps locks lambi?

did you need to say something to me Vaude?

 

[Lambi]

HAH! NOW I SHALL EAT GG FOR INTERRUPTING OUR EPIC BATTLE SO THAT HE WILL NOT BE A PROBLEM LATER.

ALSO, DO YOU THINK I'M ON THE LIGHT SIDE WHEN I'M A GIANT EFFING ZOMBIE?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Let's face it lambi. You're a good guy in a zombie body. Nothing more, nothing less.

Yes by the way GG. Replace everything you broke or fear death. I don't wanna have to kill you.

Why did you even trash my stuff?

 

[SteakHeart]

He's just a little bastard.

Want to cuddle up here while we watch the fight, Vaude?

 

[Guitar Gamer]

God dam it Steak it's getting old!!!

and yes I can pay for everything, I have no soul, Sas has 2 I'll send the money by fed ex

happy?
[sup] also Lambi you can't very well kill me because I'll have no where to go[/sup]

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Very. All is well between us again GG. Watch the fight.
*Rests head on steak's shoulder* Happy?

It's a great view, eh?

 

[Guitar Gamer]

yes it is

so Lambi, shall you choose your weapon first?

 

[Sassafrass]

Oh, good, you're back.*ahem*

Shall I retire now?