Stupid Question, Stupid Answer.

[Sassafrass]

*Swings club at Vaude* There you are.
Oh, me and Vaude, I think.

Is that club in good condition?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

No it's all bloody! Oh...Heh. Thanks. *spits some blood*
Yeah, me and Sas are Brits...Insomniac Brits.

Game on?

 

[Lambi]

Yes. I just bought a new golfset.

So, anyone else a pro here?

 

[Guitar Gamer]

no no though my brother is getting quite good
now may I have first shot and show how the Canadians golf!!?

 

[Sassafrass]

You may.
*Swings club at GG* Sorry...

Shall I back away from the course for a bit?

 

[Lambi]

Go away.

Is that a dead bird flying in the sky?

[sup]BTW, I don't know how to play golf in real life.[/sup]

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Yeah, Pretty cool eh?
Go ahead GG. The Brits drink scots and watch.

How'd you do?

 

[Guitar Gamer]

*spits out teeth* quite alright!!1 me neither!!

*swings*

......................oh dear it appears I killed a moose on the 18th hole

where will we bury it?

 

[Sassafrass]

No need! I'll eat it here.
*OH NOM NOM*

Why are you looking at me like that?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

...That was...outstanding...

Can't we play something else?

 

[Lambi]

I know sas will love this.

Rugby, anyone?

 

[Sassafrass]

No thanks.
I hate rugby. So therefore I must kill you for assuming stuff.

Where would like it? Head or chest?

 

[Guitar Gamer]

RUGBY!!!!

when do we start?

 

[Lambi]

As soon as sas kicks me in the head.

But I thought you liked tackling stuff?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

He can intervene between his problems. He could probably tackle to you death, Rugby's just boring.

Any other suggestions on what to play?

 

[Guitar Gamer]

twister?

 

[Sassafrass]

No.

What is this sport of KINGS?
And Queen?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Interesting. I have no idea myself.

What are we talking here? Cluedo...? Mouse Trap...?

 

[Guitar Gamer]

I KNOW

hide and seek?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

That depends.

Cougar's not playing is he? I always end up getting stabbed.