Stupid Question, Stupid Answer.

[VaudevillianVeteran]

That applies in most places, not just Canada.

...What's that?

 

[Sassafrass]

This thing? It's Mike the Raptor eating 4chan.

Hang on, where's Steve and Gerry the raptors?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Well, Steve is clamped on my left hand and Gerry is on the hunt. For what? I don't know.

Seeing as I'm losing blood, Should I say Goodnight?

 

[Sassafrass]

Nah. Steve is attacking steak now.

Is that a good thing?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Probably not. Poor ol' steak.

Hey! Have you noticed that you haven't got hurt today?

 

[Sassafrass]

Yes, I have and I was wondering when that'll change for the worse.
>_> Ah, crap... *Gerry pounces me*

Well, aren't you the doom bringer?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

...Just a little. I prefer that you're a 'doom magnet'.

What are the injuries this time?

 

[Sassafrass]

Hmm. Missing an eye, 7 fingers, a leg, an arm and half a leg.

All in all, not bad for a raptor attack, agreed?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Agreed. The fact that you shake it off so easily is even better.

Should i get that other half of your leg from Gerry before I fix it?

 

[Sassafrass]

You can try but he doesn't take kindly to others getting stuff from him.
Or me trying to get stuff back from him, actually.

Have you got a robotic one anywhere?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Yeah, I can make some robotic limbs and make you another new eye, but you're missing half a leg. It's awkward.

Ah-ha! I got it. Did you see how i got that leg back?

 

[Sassafrass]

No I didn't.

Explain in great detail how you got it?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

If only.
I pointed in a direction and told him 'Look over there!', then when he was indisposed I grabbed it and ran like hell.

Clever no? Ignore the massive teeth marks and the bleeding, that's from something else.

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Because that was the last straw, Goat...! I might forgive you if you explained!

Why'd you do it anyway?

 

[Sassafrass]

Way too rough.

Your first blatant perv joke, Goat? Do you mean here or just in general?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

First BPJ, in here...I think?
[sub]Way too rough. If you've drawn blood then you need to stop![/sub]

I guess I should forgive you now that you explained?