Stupid Question, Stupid Answer.

[VaudevillianVeteran]

That would make a lot sense. I don't even remember meeting him. He just suddenly 'appeared'.

Isn't it strange how you can tell who Goat's friends are?

 

[Ren3004]

Well, they all seem to shudder at the thought of ketchup and salad dressing.


Wanna know why?

 

[Sassafrass]

I know why.

Does Vaude know why?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

...Yes, yes I do. I remember a lot of guilty laughing and new found worry about having uncondemented chips near him.

So, anyone notice me change the subject?

 

[Sassafrass]

As you have yet to, no.

So shall we change the Goat...I mean, subject?

 

[Ren3004]

Yes, please.


Maybe something that does not involve sauce dispensers?

 

[Sassafrass]

But I wanted to talk about ketchup bottles...

Will Dr. Who do, instead?

 

[Ren3004]

Maybe Dr. Morphy.


Do you know why he's called that?

 

[Sassafrass]

His name was typed incorrectly on his birth certificate?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Could be. They taught the other class, I never had the chance to meet them.

Why is he called that? Dr. Cutty had a cool backstory.

 

[Ren3004]

He likes to use morphine. And not on his patients, if you catch my meaning...

What's Dr. Cutty's story?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

He opened the backdoor medical school after being suspended for his habit of cutting pentagrams and symbols on his patients. Or cutting their limbs off. He was a great guy.

Where else do you think I got my medical talents?

 

[Ren3004]

Actually, that was what I thought.


Why aren't there TV shows about our teachers?

 

[Sassafrass]

TV isn't allowed to show that sort of violence, even late at night.

Why is that?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Because 'The man' is keeping us down. I'd watch Cutty and Morphy's show!

Who is 'the man' by the way?

 

[Sassafrass]

I honestly have no idea.

Shall I spend lot's of money to find this out?

 

[Ren3004]

Shhhh.

Do you want 'The man' to hear us?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

I don't care about 'the man'! I'll yell at him through a megaphone if he doesn't show himself.

What do you think he looks like?

 

[Ren3004]

Like a jackal, probably.

Why?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

I just wondered.

Did curiosity really kill the cat?