Stupid Question, Stupid Answer.

[VaudevillianVeteran]

It's a disease.

Where can i find free money?

 

[Ren3004]

Again, Photoshop.


Do you have to de-rail this thread? We were trying to have a "conversation" here.

 

[IMrAngryPantsI]

Because De-railing is fun. Have you never seen a train wreck?

Why does that dick back there want to make things go on their rails?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

A few of his relatives were involved in a de-railing accident. It was tragic.

Do you now know why you aren't invited to funerals?

 

[Ren3004]

Is it because I like to sing Still Alive?


What's wrong with that?

 

[IMrAngryPantsI]

Probably because of my Angry Pants. They are quite dangerous when threatened.
Glados had a gender change and is currently trying to remove all of his previous songs and data from the plain of existence.

Why haven't I thought of a way to make telephones reproduce?

 

[Ren3004]

Because rule 34 already took care of that.


Who was the idiot that thought of that rule?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Someone very, very lonely and with a few sick fetishes.

Can you bend spoons with your mind?

 

[Ren3004]

Yes, by controlling my hand with my mind.



Can you fly?

 

[IMrAngryPantsI]

I cant remember.

A doctor recommended I steal the brain of an elephant and fuse it with my own to help with my forgetfulness. Should I attempt this?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Yes. Take it from me, i got my medical degree from a website about 5 minutes a go.

Is there a better, and legal way to make money other than impersonating a doctor?

 

[Ren3004]

Sell the Eiffel Tower.



That's legal, right?

 

[IMrAngryPantsI]

Of course, I just sold it on Ebay for $1.39.

Is it okay to dress like a woman to get free food?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

That doesn't work. Trust me. [sub] He must never know our backup plan...[/sub]

How can i not look suspicious?

 

[Ren3004]

Wear a dark cape and sunglasses.


Should I be worried about the big, throbbing, green lump in the back of my head?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Yes. That looks painful. I'd get that checked out.

Did something bite you?

 

[Ren3004]

Definitely not an illegaly genetically modified horse.


On an unrelated subject, have you seen a horse?

 

[IMrAngryPantsI]

If an illegally genetically modified one counts, yes.

Does anyone know what to do with such a horse? He looks hungry...

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

I'm not sure, although it does glow in the dark, that's pretty cool.

Why do you ask?

 

[Ren3004]

No reason... just curious.


Are you an angel?
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