Stupid Question, Stupid Answer.

[VaudevillianVeteran]

I'm guessing that it's made of sugary wall-plaster.

What should i do about the Tasmanian devil in my closet?

 

[Ren3004]

Get a shotgun that shoots fire. Then shoot yourself, it will be less painful that way.


Where can you get a shotgun that shoots fire?

 

[PixelKing]

Pour a molotv down the barrel.

Where can i get £20?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Ask your Parents. If they say no, take it from their wallets.

Would anyone invest in explosive pianos anyway?

 

[Ren3004]

Yes. Creative murder gets you a 30% bonus in the Assassins Society.


How can I find the Assassins Society?

 

[PixelKing]

Kill someone.

Where can i buy morrowind (Serrious)

Where can i get a £100000 bill? (OT)

 

[Ren3004]

Photoshop.


Can't you get arrested for that?

 

[PixelKing]

Shit.

Where can i get a exploding grenade?

 

[Ren3004]

Not in my house. I definitely don't have any grenades. Or anything dangerous.



Hey, how did that get here?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

I teleported you, Hi!

Do you do all your drinking in the summertime?

 

[Ren3004]

No, I drink evenly across the year.


Hey, what happened to my liver?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Don't ask me. It must've been left behind when i brought you here.

Want me to go and fetch your liver back?

 

[Ren3004]

Nevermind, it probably isn't needed anyway.


Can you make chocolate cake pie?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

I can try. Practice is important after all.

How do you put out an oven fire?

 

[Ren3004]

Fire extinguisher.
[sub]I just hope that the world doesn't implode when we make the pie.[/sub]

Why do you need to know?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Just in case...

Is it wrong of me to eat some of the batter?

 

[Ren3004]

I don't know. It's my first time.


Will you be gentle?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Not really, we need to whip the eggs and stuff like that.

So you've really never made a cakepie before?

 

[Ren3004]

No... I wanted my first time to be with someone special.
[sub]And you're that someone...[/sub]


Do you think the world could implode from the awesomeness of a cakepie?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

I do believe that it's a high risk of that happening.
[sub]*smiles*[/sub]

How does it taste?