Stupid Question, Stupid Answer.

[COR 2000]

Don't ask, don't tell.

Need This [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LHnvWL2LlI0&feature=player_embedded]?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

You did. You were too drunk at the time to remember.

What do you want for Christmas?

 

[Ren3004]

Yes. Last year it startled me and I broke its nose.


Am I gonna get any presents this year?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Depends. Have you been good this year? Ah what the hell, you'll get one from me.

So, Have you been good?

 

[Ren3004]

12353 XP for level 17.


How many diseased rats is that worth?

 

[Ren3004]

Whichever helps me pick up girls.


Why are the walls closing around me?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

I pulled that lever over here. So that's what it does.

Any other traps i should know about?

 

[Ren3004]

Yes, the lever also activates a flamethrower. RUN!


Is it me or is it hot in here?
[sub]So, about dinner... I'll pick you up at 7?[/sub]

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Actually it's the number 12.

[sub] 7 Would be fine, but it seems you're going with Pararaptor now. XD [/sub]

Who shot the sheriff?

 

[Ren3004]

His mom! No, no, that's still not right.
[sub]No problem, we can all go.[/sub]


Do you have a sister?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

I blew a hole in your living room wall. Nothing to see here!

You aren't going to press charges right?

 

[dante brevity]

That depends on these here magazine subscriptions.

How many can I put you down for?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Um, how about Three just so you drop the charges?

How do they get the icing in between Oreos?

 

[Ren3004]

I use peanut butter and milk as bait.


What is the icing in between Oreos made of?