Stupid Question, Stupid Answer.

[Ren3004]

Sure, go ahead.


How did that make you feel?

 

[Ren3004]

Yes, please. Take as much time as you want.


Why is it so cold?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

October is the cruelest month, plus the heating is broken.

What creative method can i use to dispose of these bodies?

 

[Ren3004]

Sulphuric acid. If it works for makeup...



My house was burnt down, can I stay in yours for a few days? [sub]Just until the cops stop looking for me.[/sub]

 

[Ren3004]

In the Forest of Rabbits. Murderous rabbits.


Is this love that I'm feeling?

 

[Ren3004]

Cyanide Pie.

Would you eat it? I mean, it's still pie?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

That was all you were offered, what else could you have eaten?

How do you fix a broken leg?

 

[Ren3004]

Glue it together again.


How do you heal a broken heart?

 

[Ren3004]

65º W.


What's your name?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Because if you were born a woman the world would've imploded. Not to mention you wouldn't look as good as you do now.

Which of these bowls of porridge should i eat?

 

[Ren3004]

Well, my definition of love doesn't include bullwhips, but if you're into that sort of thing...



Why is there a pink elephant in my bed?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Oh, that's my pet. He must've escaped.

What was his name again?

 

[Ren3004]

Vaudy.



Do you name all your pets after yourself?