Stupid Question, Stupid Answer.

[VaudevillianVeteran]

No, only him. Although i was tempted to name my tiger 'Veteran'.

How did he get into your house?

 

[Ren3004]

Through the elephant door, of course.


What did you name your tiger?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Maul-y. He's very friendly.

What should i do about the ghost in my house?

 

[Ren3004]

Befriend him, then ask him to scare people you don't like.



AHHHHH! Why is there a ghost in my bedroom?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Look. We tried that, it didn't work. Our roles in the family weren't stable, one moment you'd be the father then the brother then the homeless man that lived with us.

What were we smoking when we tried that?

 

[Ren3004]

My brother.


Do you want her back?

 

[Ren3004]

Trading wives? Sure, why not?


What's under the bed?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Me. Hi!

What am i doing in here?

 

[Ren3004]

Pretending to be a ninja.


Who ate my peanut butter filled chocolates?

 

[COR 2000]

Who me? Couldn't be!

Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar?

 

[Ren3004]

The cookie monster. Wanna fight him for it? That's what I thought.


Why are you deleting your browser history?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

*Sigh* If the police get their hands on these threatening notes, i go to prison.

Wanna go to my court-hearing?

 

[COR 2000]

Nah, I'll go to your court-seeing, though.

Pills here?

 

[Ren3004]

PILLS PILLS AHAHAHH I LOVE PILLS!!!!!


Sorry, will you excuse me for a while?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Go ahead. Take as much time as you need.

Why did i get my psychology license revoked?

 

[Ren3004]

Same reason I got my doctor's license revoked, I guess.


Why is there a dead body in my bed?