Stupid Question, Stupid Answer.

[Ren3004]

But, I don't even have a cat.
[sub]Well, he can join us if you don't mind.
And raptor, if you read the previous 1 or 2 pages you might understand what we're talking about. Read them... if you dare...[/sub]

Can yours?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

It's hard to choose, but i gotta say her cousin. She was by far the best.

[sub] Boredom does terrible things to people Pararaptor
And no i don't mind. [/sub]

Why do bad things happen to good people?

 

[Ren3004]

So good people can complain about them and get "sensitive guy" points.


Was it a mistake to tell my hypothetical girlfriend about my dinner with a girl I met online?

 

[Ren3004]

Imaginary.
[sub]Don't worry, Vaude, I only have eyes for you.[/sub]

Is it clear now?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Because i want you to.

[sub] *Blushes a little* [/sub]

Why are there trees popping up everywhere?

 

[Ren3004]

Right now. And you're late.


Why is there a knife in my throat?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Sorry, My aim is terrible. i was aiming for that guy behind you.

Can i have my knife back?

 

[Ren3004]

Sure, take it.



Hey, why did you knife me again?
[sub]By the way, can I call you Vee?[/sub]

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

i'd rather not, There's way too much gore in them, You'll think i'm crazy.

[sub] Sure. Vee's okay. [/sub]

Do you work for the Government?

 

[Ren3004]

No, ignore the suit, the gun and the FBI badge.


Why are my dreams so insane?

 

[Ren3004]

Have you considered plastic surgery?


OK, guys, who stole all my cereal?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Me, Sorry. It's those damn kids telling me 'Trix is for kids' that drove me to it.

Do you want your cereal back?

 

[Ren3004]

As soon as I get my cereal back.


Do you like pizza?