Stupid Question, Stupid Answer.

[Ren3004]

Under your bed. Go ahead, check.


Hey, how did Carmen get replaced by a giant man-eating tarantula?
[sub]Oh, I'm fine. Not in the mood for studying, so obviously, I decided that coming to the forums was much more important.
[sub]First that girl has a boyfriend, now you and steak get to play drunken chess when I'm not around. Why won't you love me? *sobs*[/sub][/sub]

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

She's a shapeshifter! I KNEW IT.

How many roads must a man walk down before they call him a man?
[sub] Ah i see. How about lunch? [/sub]

 

[Ren3004]

None, as you are already calling this hypothetical man a man before he has walked down any hypothetical roads. (Courtesy of SirBryghtside.)


Is this plagiarism?
[sub]Sure, why not? I'll pick you up at noon.[/sub]

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

On behalf of SirBryghtside i'm issuing you with this court date. You've been served.

Are Banjos effective at killing zombies?

[sub] Sounds good. *Smiles* [/sub]

 

[Ren3004]

Only if you modify them with a shotgun.


Isn't that illegal?
[sub]See you later then. *wink*[/sub]

 

[ThreeWords]

Yes.

Why else would i do it?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

You enjoy making Violent music?

Why do i get so many lawsuits?

 

[ThreeWords]

Because my religion forbids suh decadence

Why must you persecute me so?

 

[Ren3004]

Because you have no tongue.


What are you doing? Eww... that's gross.
[sub]Hey, Vaude... about lunch. Yeah, we'll have to leave that for another time, the police came knocking at my door. Something about a dead body...[/sub]

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

I'm butchering this cow. It's my job.

Why can't i find a better job?

[sub] Oh...that's okay. Is it anything serious? [/sub]

 

[Ren3004]

Well, I can think of something else you can do with those skills...


Fixing cars! What did you think I meant?
[sub]Well, apparently there's no cure for death. Also, he's in my basement.[/sub]

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Something very different, but fixing cars is good!

How do i get rid of the pigeon that has invaded my apartment?

[sub] Ah, that situation is never fun...too bad i was looking forward to it. re-schedule after your court-date? [/sub]

 

[Ren3004]

Patience, my good friend, patience. AND A TONGUE LIKE A BULLWHIP!


Why am I quoting Swollen Goat?
[sub]Oh, I don't think there'll be a court date. The cops have just "accidentally" stabbed themselves 6 times in the back. I had nothing to do with it, I swear. Oops, now my house has caught fire. Hey, how did I get a passport saying my name is Randy Gonzalez?

Anyway, wanna have dinner tonight?[/sub]

 

[ThreeWords]

Hes a goat!

Why not?

[sup]Will that be a private party, or can anyone join?[/sup]

 

[Ren3004]

Because there were two cops nearby.
[sub]That wasn't an answer to my Swollen Goat question, was it?[/sub]

How could you miss my subtle hints?

 

[ThreeWords]

I was delayed in posting. Bleh.

Does it count that i edited my answer?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

It does count.

[sub] And Yes Ren, unless Three is going instead now? [/sub]

Why did i get kicked out of the army?