Stupid Question, Stupid Answer.

[SteakHeart]

Sure.

Why does it look strangely like Ren?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

I have no idea. *Proceeds to move the corpse from plate onto ground*

Do you think he fell into my trap?

 

[SteakHeart]

Maybe. But enough of that.

*stands up, and puts on music* Shall w- oh, wait. *Changes radio to ballroom dance channel*

Shall we dance?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

*Laughs a little* Oh, sure.

You know how to dance?

 

[SteakHeart]

Shit, forgot how to dance.

Does flailing around on the ground count?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Technically. It looks pretty groovy.

I'm feeling a little light-headed, Do you have anything i can take? (I used to try hitting my head against a wall but that made things worse)

 

[SteakHeart]

Maybe a shot of something strong...
[small] *Crosses fingers*[/small]

Did it work?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

*Getting increasingly more giggly* Yeah actually.

Hey, Is the room starting to spin?

 

[SteakHeart]

No, thats simply your world being rocked.

Are you thinking what I'm thinking? DRUNKEN CHESS!

*Takes shot*

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

YES! Prepare to get your ass kicked!

Wait do you have a board?

 

[SteakHeart]

I always have a board!
*2 hours later*
You beat me! Wanna... celebrate?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Hm, maybe. *smirk*

What do you have in mind?

 

[SteakHeart]

I... never really thought about it.

Crap.

You wanna decide for me?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Why not.

How about a drinking contest?
See where that leads.

 

[SteakHeart]

Okay, why not.

GLURP, GLURP, GLURP

AUUGHH... my head... can you fix it, Ms. Angel?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Aw, poor thing. *puts hand to head*

How'd you get so sweet? *hic*

 

[SteakHeart]

I won the *hic* contenst! Woo-hic-hoo!

Wanna *hic* do *hic* it? *hic*

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Aw! You're drunk! *giggle*

Besides where would we do it? We're under the sea! *hic*

 

[SteakHeart]

Well... under the sea? why *hic* not!

So what do you say?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Oh What the hell. *Kiss*

You know this is filed as a drunken accident right?