Stupid Question, Stupid Answer.

[VaudevillianVeteran]

You haven't before, and i can't help but say i'm flattered.

Why do i have the urge to take someone out to dinner?

 

[SteakHeart]

Because I prepared a nice meal of lobster and lighly buttered green beans.

How about now?

 

[Ren3004]

Now I'm feeling a little envious. [sub]Hmmm... lobster.[/sub]


What do girls carry in their purse?
[sub]Anyway, I have to go. Bye guys. And girls.[/sub]

 

[SteakHeart]

I don't know, and STOP NINJAING ME!

So anyways, Vaude, how have you been? Tell me about yourself.

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

I'm quite fine, thank you. I'm a student, I love horror movies, and...I can't help but say this lobster is wonderful.

Did you buy wine?

 

[SteakHeart]

Uh... Shit, forgot the wine.

Am I going to be dead in the next 5 seconds?

 

[Disaster Button]

Depends how much wine you drink, wino.

Would you rather have an alien burst out your chest or your vagina?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

I think the chest would be less painful, although, can't i have either?

Did you get any other superpowers?

 

[SteakHeart]

Two words. Mr. fantastic.

So, why do you think no one has interrupted this wonderful dinner?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

I set up explosive traps around this Area. If anyone enters without knowing about them, they explode.

Do you think that's too harsh?

 

[Disaster Button]

Explosives are never too harsh, only pretty. They add to the romance.

Do you think the aliens will find us?

 

[SteakHeart]

No. Well, not you at least. They're right behind you.

Would you like dessert?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Yes please.

How long did you prepare this dinner?

 

[SteakHeart]

It took 4 hours. Thank god for my time-traveling powers!
By the way, I made a sherry trifle for dessert.

Is this starting to feel a little... perverted?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Perverted?...i'm not sure.
My hat's off to the chef my the way.

Ever consider becoming a superhero now?

 

[SteakHeart]

Maybe. I'll be...

SUPER LOVE-INDUCING TIME-TRAVELLING STRETCHY MAN!

What next?

 

[Disaster Button]

Your parents get shot and you turn to a life of crime.

Sucks for you?

 

[XIII's Number XIV]

I dunno. OH SHI- *BOOM!*

...am I dead?

 

[SteakHeart]

Yes. Now get out.

When do I get what I deserve?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

I'm not sure, give me a hint and i'll see.

Mind if i move the corpse out of my sherry trifle?