Stupid Question, Stupid Answer.

[SteakHeart]

It is?

*Sobers up*

OH GOD! DON'T HURT ME JUDGE!

*Runs off, crashes out window, swims to surface*

Was it sane of me to do that?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Not really. But i was half-counting on it. *Grabs some left-over whiskey*

Didn't that supply a few good laughs?

 

[SteakHeart]

Yes. Yes it did.

Now that we're done with that, can we begin asking random questions again?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

But of course.

Where in hell did that all start anyway?

 

[SteakHeart]

When you asked if we wanted to look for gold.

Why doesn't Chuck Norris have ovaries?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

He's the manliest men of men. Hell, if he had ovaries he'd still be that.

What's under the sofa?

 

[SteakHeart]

Me, still drunk off my ass.

Do you see what I seeeeeeee?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Maybe, I'm not sure exactly, at the moment all i see is you rolling around on the floor.

What do you see?

 

[SteakHeart]

A kitteh!

Should we stop posting back and forth like a pair of cybering 40-year-olds and take a break?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Probably. Laters.
[sub] And for the next sane poster on this thread-[/sub]

Does it count as rebelling to put a fork in your toaster?

 

[SteakHeart]

[small] One more can't hurt...[/small]
Yes, as long as the toaster's crying.

I won't be online for the next two days, starting at about 10:00 tonight. How does this make you feel?
[small]I'm not joking. Hasta Luego![/small]

 

[COR 2000]

Nothing. really. Dasvedanya!

Whoa, whoa, whoa, what?!

 

[SteakHeart]

Yeah... we were pretty bored.

How shocked were you when you read this page?

 

[Ren3004]

$%/&#%#% @&@%#&. This shocked.


Can't I leave this thread for a couple of hours without you turning this into a cesspool of depravity?
[sub]What do you mean, hypocrisy?[/sub]

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Probably not.

What can i do to get taller?
[sub] Hey by the way. [/sub]

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Eleven babies nailed to a tree...on fire.

Is it a bird? Is it a plane?

 

[Ren3004]

IT'S SUPERNINJA. Faster than a speeding pirate, capable of leaping over the tallest robots![sub]Hey, Vaude. So... uh... how have you been?
/awkwardness[/sub]


Who ate THE LAST CHOCOLATE FUDGE ICE CREAM?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

No, I doubt that about as much as i doubt the fudge ice cream.

Was it wrong to have killed him?

[sub] Fairly well, bad hangover, drunken chess never ends well. And yourself? [/sub]