Stupid Question, Stupid Answer.

[WafflesandBacon]

Sure

Do they taste like chicken?

 

[Sassafrass]

They taste like the tears of children...so yes.

How many do you want?

 

[SteakHeart]

Three. Billion.

Does anyone else think that Doomsday Arcade ripped off Vaudie's avatar in the new episode?

 

[Sassafrass]

I haven't seen it so I cannot comment.

Will you please tell me if they have?

 

[SteakHeart]

Well, the Big Daddy says "I've been known to give people the cold shoulder."

That good evidence?

 

[SteakHeart]

Naw, I was at Debate.

Congressional or Lincoln-Douglas?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Congressional Douglas?

What'd I miss?

 

[Sassafrass]

Nothing much, really.

Drink?

 

[SteakHeart]

Nothin' mu-PINGAS!

What?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

*Twitch* To answer all three. Of course i'd like a drink. Hello steak, it's good to see you alive, and you know what!

Not bad, eh? Triple score?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Pingas? Steak has a disease. My mallet is the cure. Though he might just be excited or something, so best to wait and see.

So was I missed in any case?

 

[SteakHeart]

I missed you very much.

Can we "catch up" upstairs?

 

[Lambi]

No. I like you steak, but not in that way...

Anyway, mustache buddy, anyone?

 

[SteakHeart]

Not you, Vaudie. She does like me that way.

Or is she cheating on me?

 

[Sassafrass]

She be cheating on you, staek.
I hate to be the one to break this to you, but she has been now for about 7 days.

Moustache buddy, you say Lambi?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Of course. He's setting up his stall over there.

Eh? Who am I cheating on him with?