Stupid Question, Stupid Answer.

[Sassafrass]

Bally hilarious, old boy.

Do you think Vaude will notice me in this cunning disguise?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Of course I can. Learnt it in the Himalayan mountains.

...What are you wearing Sas?

 

[Sassafrass]

A beard and a moustache.

Wasn't enough to fool you, huh?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Nope. If I'd have been drunk that'd be a different story.

Why are you trying to fool me in the first place?

 

[Lambi]

Because he likes you so much.

Like your mustache buddy, Sas?

 

[Sassafrass]

Why, yes I do. Thank you.

Shall I call him Eduardo?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Yes, Sounds grand indeed. Ed for short.

So what mini-meme's are there?

 

[Sassafrass]

I have a few. *Tackle*, Twister, MEEP and *Shivs*

What are the others?

 

[SteakHeart]

Die, kill, do VaudieNOTHING ELSE.

She didn't catch my mistake, did she?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Steak, darlin', although I love sweet talk, what's up?

 

[SteakHeart]

Ah, nothin' much.

Glad I didn't say PINGAS?

 

[Sassafrass]

Very much so.

Why is nothin' up, steak?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Yes. Tell us.

You sure you're okay?

 

[SteakHeart]

Okay as can be, why?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

It's just y'know, the death threat?

You're kinda the last person who'd threaten to kill me?

 

[Sassafrass]

It seems like he would be.

Why do people kill other people?

 

[SteakHeart]

I don't know.

Vaudie, you know that I wasn't saying "do" as in "kill," right?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Oh, *Phew* I was almost worried there.

Guess I'm just paranoid today, huh?