Stupid Question, Stupid Answer.

[Lambi]

It thinks Ren is enemy.

Is that true, Ren?

 

[Guitar Gamer]

maybe he doesn't seem to be concienss right now though

*looks around*
do guys want me to let go of my big Russian hug?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Y-yes please, GG. Thank you. Russian hug is too much love. We all love you. *gasps for breath*

Um, Everyone okay?

 

[Lambi]

Yes. Althoug, I do like hugs. I am wearing body armor after all...

Why am I wearing body armor?

 

[Ren3004]

You're about to go fight the Punisher, you'd better have armor
I think so we're all right, Vee. But I think there's something in my hand.

HOLY SHIT, IS THAT A KNIFE? *faints*

 

[Guitar Gamer]

wow, turns out it was ren in the forum games section with a knife

can we stop playing clue now?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

I think so. But look lodged right in his hand. Look at the blood!

Ren? You going to be alright?

 

[Guitar Gamer]

yeah I think it was a blue spy trying to back stab me

is he still around here?

 

[Ren3004]

*wakes up and looks at Vee*

Huh? Am I dead? Are you an angel?

 

[Guitar Gamer]

well it says on the packaging angel of death but so sure

can we make a diagram of our little social circle here?
[sup]be back in a hour, feel free to have the 1812 scotch[/sup]

 

[Ren3004]

Well, sure.


But can someone else make it? I can't draw.
[sub]Mayne it's because I have a FUCKING KNIFE IN MY HAND.
[sub]The scotch might help it, though.[/sub][/sub]

 

[FairlyFrightenedFeline]

The Ubermensch is back! Not even 10 trojan viruses can stop the Cougar!

Did anyone gat maimed or killed while I was gone?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Go ahead, GG, feel free to show what you bring and don't forget to show how we're all connected.
Oh hey Cougar! Well duh, it's rare when someone isn't maimed or killed here.
You're gonna be fine Ren, promise. *gives some scotch*

Better? Should i get the knife now?

 

[Ren3004]

Yesh pleashe.


Can you leeve the shcotsch? *hic*

 

[Lambi]

Here. It's my special blend.

Would you like some more?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

I'll take some. After i've dealt with the hand. Huh, this is the first time i've seen you drunk Ren. It's strange.

*pulls knife out* That wasn't so bad, was it?

 

[Ren3004]

Noesh. It feelshhh great.


Why ish the *hic* worldsh shpinning?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

I should really keep an eye on my gurneys...weird guys jumping in and trying to steal them with people on them no less!...*mumble*

*Bandaging and stitching* You sure you okay though?

 

[Ren3004]

Oh, yesh, I'm jusht fine. *breathes blue fire*


Why doesh yoush ashk?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Well, You haven't even batted an eyelid at the fact i'm sewing your skin back together, not to mention the fire-

Hey, where'd that scotch come from?