Stupid Question, Stupid Answer.

[Ren3004]

Lambi, or GG or Shteak or shomethings.


Ish'nt blues flamesh cools?

 

[Lambi]

Yes. But black fire is cooler.

More 'special' blend, Ren?

 

[Ren3004]

Yesh pleashe! GIMME!


Who watcsheshcs thesh watschescmenschs?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

I do. I have the DVD.

Why aren't you like this more often? It's pretty interesting.

 

[Ren3004]

Becaushe you locketh thesh liquorsh cabinet in our houshe.


Can yoush unlocketh itsh pleashe?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

I would honey, but you see, I think I'm more capable of holding my drink than you are. Plus there is some expensive liquor in there. GG faced my wrath when he destroyed it the last time. It's just better that we keep it locked.

You understand that, right?

 

[Ren3004]

Noesh, I wantsh my shcotsch!

Can you opensh itsh jusht on weekendsh?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

...Alright, but you're too drunk now, tomorrow i'll open it.

Can you even walk at this point?

 

[Ren3004]

Yesh, of courshe. Watschsh thish! *tries to get up and falls on his head*


Oucheshh. Can I getsh A kischsch?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

*rolls eyes a little* *kisses cheek* There.

Need help getting up? You seem to be struggling?

 

[Ren3004]

Maybesh that wouldsh be bettersh.

Doesh it looksh like I'm shobering upsh?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

*Helps up* Ugh. I hope you do a little. It's weird being the sober one of us two.

Feeling steady?

 

[Ren3004]

Yesh, shteady.

You're very pretty, yoush knowsh thath? (talking at a tree)

 

[Lambi]

Ren, stop talking to that tree.

Shoul I give him my special sober up drink, Vaude?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

*steers away* She would only break your heart, Ren.
Please lambi?

Why didn't you mention is before?

 

[Ren3004]

Noesh, no shober upsh drinksh!


Wanna playsh Twishter, Veesh?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Haha. Don't you think i'd win though?

 

[Lambi]

Well... *pulls Vaude away from Ren*

You hold him, I make him drink my special sober up drink, ok?

 

[SteakHeart]

Ok.

Wait, they make that?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

You have the anti-drunk pills don't you? Why not?

This'll work right?