Stupid Question, Stupid Answer.

[Sassafrass]

No, I didn't...sweet.

When do I get them???
I'm very impatient.

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Our little group shall gather on the 23rd/24th to open them. If I have to wait, So do you.

You have an idea of who's coming right?

 

[Sassafrass]

Me, you, lambi, GG, steak, Ren and Goat, I think.

Is that the same list as yours?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Ah, And we're bringing Steve. Waffles can come too.

You've put yours under it already?

 

[Sassafrass]

Oh, yes. Just ignore that weird ticking noise...

Have you got all of the gifts yet?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Pretty much, I just don't know what to get lambi.

Do you have any ideas?

 

[Sassafrass]

Spoiler: Lambi, look away!

Hmm. I'd suggest some Materia or maybe a new Shruiken or how ever you spell it.

Good ideas for Goat?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Spoiler: No peeking, Goat!

I got him some blueberry chloroform. Try tickets to Vegas, i'll chip in if you want.

What did you get Ren?

 

[Sassafrass]

Spoiler: No peeking, Ren

A new gun. No idea why, just thought he needed one.

What did you get Waffles?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Spoiler: No peeking, Waffles!

A new toaster and Tree Fiddy.

How about GG?

 

[Sassafrass]

Spoiler: GG, avert your eyes, lest Christmas be ruined

A new guitar and a "How to..." guide to creating your own band.

Wait a mo. Aren't we gonna spoil their Christmas for them?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Oh shi- To the edit button! Put them in spoiler brackets?

 

[Sassafrass]

Nah. I'm too lazy. Let them wallow in their broken Christmas type thi--Yeah, I have no idea what I'm trying to say.

Humbug?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Bloody Scrooge. Took me two seconds to edit. *looks up* Ah you have been forgiven. All is well.

Whatever happened to that weird old guy who was taken during the heist?

 

[Sassafrass]

Hang on. *Digs around* Oh, he's there.

Why does he suddenly have duel mini-guns?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

He got into our armory? Easy now weird old guy with one arm and no eyes!

Think he's pissed?

 

[Sassafrass]

Hang on Excuse me? *Pokes old man* Are you an--*Sound of minigun firing*
Yeah, he's pissed alright.

Weird. Is this the first time today I've been injured on this thread?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Oh damn, It is isn't it? I was almost worried it wouldn't happen. *grabs first aid*

So, what are we gonna do about him?

 

[Sassafrass]

Hmmm. *Pokes old man* Ah crap! Take cover!

Should I stop using him as my 'helps me think by poking him' guy?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Yes! Maybe we can bribe him away?

What do old men like?