Stupid Question, Stupid Answer.

[Sassafrass]

Worthers Originals? Shouting at any younger then they are?

Fish?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Excuse me, weird old man? Did any of that sound appealing to you?

*mini gun whirr*

Can't we just, I don't know...grenade him? He's like 54.

 

[Sassafrass]

No, that is a waste of grenades. And besides, I'm a pacifist.

How did this change come around, ya think?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

You becoming a pacifist? Hm. When you started to get you ass kicked every which way by a demented old man and you decided that being a pacifist somehow be more safe?

 

[Sassafrass]

Yes.

Wait...is he taunting me?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Yes! The git!

Are we going to really stand by and take that?

 

[Sassafrass]

...Yes, for we can resolve this with words not v--

Did he just fucking moon me?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Ugh! What has been seen, cannot be unseen!

Words still sounding good now? *gestures to cricket bat and picks up shovel*

 

[Sassafrass]

...Ye...Y...FUCK IT!!! ATTACK!!!

Why do you have a weapon, Vaude? I'm just using my hands.

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

I can't leave fingerprints any more~...But what the hell! *abandons shovel*

Ah. *wipes blood from face* Wasn't that grand?

 

[Sassafrass]

Ah, yes very much so.

Did he just twitch?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

That's impossible. *pokes him* ...Alright not that impossible.

Will you do the honors?

 

[Sassafrass]

Certainly. *Pokes him to death*

Well, what now?

 

[Lambi]

Now we throw him around until one of us becomes bored.
*Throws the weird, old, dead guy*

Did you catch him?

 

[Lambi]

*Tosses the dead guy at Goat*
Because your fingerprints are all over him now.
Also, we are your friends.

You don't want to be arrested with the me, Vaude and sas, do you?

 

[Lambi]

Well, you're hoofprints are all over him then.

Shall I resort to kill you if you call the police or will you be a good boy and SIT STILL IN THAT CHAIR?

 

[Lambi]

Oh, nothing. *Watches as Goat sits in The Chair*
It's just that NOW YOU'RE GLUED TO THE CHAIR! And if you try to move, you will get shocked by electricity.

Do you understand me, boy?