Stupid Question, Stupid Answer.

[Sassafrass]

Is factor 1,234,567 strong enough?

 

[Ren3004]

I guess so. How much does it cost, though?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

$140 a bottle. and an arm and a leg.

Guess we should get used to the tans eh?

 

[Sassafrass]

We live in Britain, Vaude. It'll be gone in a months time.

When was the last time anyone got a tan in Britain?

 

[Ren3004]

It was that kid that fell in a vat of orange paint.


What was he called, again?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

We just call him 'Tango'd'.

You think we'll ever get the sun over here?

 

[Ren3004]

We can try pushing a little.

Who volunteers?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

I guess I will, although not that strong. Maybe next week once we get together a band of good men in this project.

So we have 7 suns in the SQ,SA universe?

 

[Ren3004]

Either that or there are 6 fireballs heading our way.


Damn! They're fireballs, aren't they?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

I believe so. Damn. This honestly is the worst place to set up residency.

Any last words before everything is incinerated? or until I work out a plan?

 

[Ren3004]

I'd like to tell everyone... "LOOK, GIANT FIRE EXTINGUISHER!"


A little help here, guys?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

You heard him! Go on minions!

I guess karma or something like that is watching out for us?

 

[Ren3004]

Or maybe we're just making this up as we go along?
[sub]Hear that? That's the sound of the 4th wall breaking around us.[/sub]

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

...*bang*...*crack*...Oh hey. The 4th wall is down!

Safety?

 

[Ren3004]

Well, now we can run from the fireballs.

Do you think this thread will go on forever?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Considering at the rate it's been going, it certainly feels like it.

Isn't that a good thing though?

 

[Ren3004]

It's great.

So, have the fireballs hit yet?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Well we're in the safety of the broken 4th wall, and a few of my minions are coping with them.

How are they doing?

 

[Ren3004]

They sent them to a psychiatrist.


How...?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

*facepalm* They are fired. Literally.

Why do I hire such idiots?