Stupid Question, Stupid Answer.

[Lambi]

Because they're cheap.

Is anyone thinking of fixing the 4th wall?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

I've hired the minions who are left behind to fix it. That's if they even know how to hold a damned hammer.

Hey...Who's been hiding stuff behind the 4th wall?

 

[Ren3004]

Oh, sorry, my basement ran out of space.

Can you put the dead bodies back?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Sure. Genius idea by the way. No one ever looks behind the 4th wall.

What about this briefcase?

 

[Ren3004]

Hey, I don't remember that!

What's in it?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Good question. *shakes it*

Can you break the lock?

 

[Sassafrass]

Give me a big hammer.
*SMASH*

Did that work?

 

[Ren3004]

Allow me...

*aims Magnum .45* It's time to ask yourself a question "Do I feel lucky?"

Well, do ya, briefcase?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Well, You seem to have broken my hand Sas.
And the briefcase seems to be speaking out of line Ren.

Better teach him a lesson?

 

[Ren3004]

*BANG BANG* Oh, look! Sas's body fell on the briefcase and broke the lock.


Isn't that lucky?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Kind of. Sas never really was very lucky. I'll get the Phoenix Down.

Anyway, what was inside the case?

 

[Sassafrass]

Lots of money.

Why do we have so much money?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

The bank robbery yesterday.

Remember?

 

[Ren3004]

Oh yeah...
Why is the money covered in cheese?

 

[Sassafrass]

Because cheese is for celebration.

Are we celebrating?

 

[Ren3004]

I don't know.

We didn't leave the pizza inside the briefcase, did we?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

That would explain a lot...

Maybe we should've bought two?

 

[Sassafrass]

I'd say buy 5.

But what if someone doesn't like pizza?

 

[Ren3004]

Who the hell doesn't like pizza?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

No one. I know not one person who will deny anything wrong with pizza. But if they exist they must be shunned.

Too harsh?